Would You Smooch A Ghost? (Frisk x Napstablook)

Napstablook

(A/n) Just a quick story, here is the first chapter. Have a nice day. I have such weird ideas XD (ps chapter art is mine, but the cover art isn't)

    Frisk, a 16 year old girl was climbing a mountain. The legendary, Mt. Ebott, infamous for its legend of the monsters. Curious to see if it was true, she climbed the mountain. But, just as she reached the giant crater at its peak, she tripped on a root of a tree. She stumbled into the hole, falling onto a pile of golden flowers.
    She met a golden flower, which attacked her. Helpless until a goat like female monster saved her, from the flower's bloodlust. The goat left her to adventure through the ruins, for she had something to take care of before the human could enter her house.
    Frisk wandered around the ruins, stumbling upon a ghost sleeping in a pile of leaves. At least she thought it was a sleeping, but alas he wasn't. The ghost was simply just repeating the letter "Z" over and over again.
    "ZzzzZzzz...are they gone yet? ZzzzZzzz" the ghost whispered, pretending to be asleep. Though, Frisk couldn't leave, she needed to pass him. She tried moving him with force, and the ghost approached, Frisk gave him a patient smile. "Heh," he softly laughed as acidic tears fell from his eyes. She then told him a joke, "heh" cloudy words popped up that read "really not feeling up to it right now. Sorry."

    Frisk gave him yet another patient smile, he asked if he could show her something. She nodded, he started crying, but the tears floated up. As the tears floated ontop of his head, the formed into a top hat. Frisk was amazed, "I call it dapper block, do you like it?" the ghost asked. Frisk gave a thumbs up, "Oh gee," the ghost said, stunned.

    "My name is Napstablook, what is yours?" he asked Frisk. She answered him, "my name is frisk!" giving him a smile. "That's nice...I usually come to the ruins because there's nobody around...but today I met someone nice...oh, I'm rambling again, I'll get out of your way" he said, disappearing with a bit of blush on his face. Frisk waved goodbye, walking past the leaves. She entered a small room and bought a spider donut.

(Yea...Idk how ghosts blush...but I'm just gonna do a time skip...because nothing else has anything to do with this ship...and I don't want to write the rest of the stuff...so time skip...sorry...)

    As Frisk backed into the dead end, Undyne cut the bridge. Falling with the bridge, Frisk screamed, as she fainted. Unkown voices rang in her head.

"It sounds like it came from over here...Oh! You've fallen down, haven't you...Are you okay? Here, get up..."

"..."

"..., huh? That's a nice name..My name is-" the voice was cut off as Frisk opened her eyes. She was laying in another pile of golden flowers, surrounded by water, with the remains of the bridge scattered around her. She walked on the remainders of the bridge, and started trotting through the water. Mounds of garbage was the only thing Frisk could see, with a couple brands from the surface she recognized.

    The waterfall here seems to flow from the ceiling of the cavern...Occasionally a piece of trash will flow through...and fall into the bottomless abyss below. Viewing this endless cycle of worthless garbage...fills Frisk with determination. She kept walking, turning a corner into another room filled with water and garbage. She rested her hands onto a rusted bike, its horn wheezed a honk of despair.

    Passing a beat-up desktop computer, the inside was empty. She then walked towards a cooler, filled with a couple of freeze-dried space foodbars, she reached her hand inside and took one. She then saw a anime DVD case, desperate claws marks cover the edges, nothing was inside. Frisk passed a simple dummy, eyeing it for a couple moments, then walking away.

    Just as she walked away, the dummy turned orange as angry eyes replaced the beads. It retreated into the water, only to pop up in front of Frisk. "Hahaha...Too intimidated to fight me, huh!?" it said levitating, "I'm a ghost that lives inside a dummy. My cousin used to live inside a dummy too!" A memory came up, she remembered practicing jokes on a dummy in the ruins.

    "Until...YOU CAME ALONG!" the dummy shouted angrily, "when you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat. But the things you SAID...! Horrible. Shocking. UNBELIEVABLE! It spooked them right out of their dummy! HUMAN! I'll scare your soul right out of your body!" The dummy turned red with anger ready to fight.

    Frisk quickly dodged its magic, wondering if her jokes were really that bad. The dummy spouted nonsense throughout the fight. Once the dummy saw her dodging all the bullets, magics, rockets, and bots, he deemed them worthless. He pulled out a knife, "I got knives" he said smirking a dummy smirk. Frisk thought about how badass that was. He threw the knife, wasn't really aimed towards Frisk though. Sweat dropped from the dummy's face, "I ran out of knives..." the dummy stated.

    Frisk giggled a bit, wow not as badass as I thought. "But! I won't let you pass! You'll have to stay here forever!" the dummy scoffed, laughing a maniacal laugh. The dummy paused as acidic tears fell on him, Wh-what the heck is this!? Ergh acid rain? Oh, FORGET IT! I'm outta here!" the dummy said, leaving the scene.

    Napstablook descended, "Sorry, I interrupted you didn't I? As soon as I came over, your friend immediately left. Oh no...you guys looked like you were having fun...Oh no...I just wanted to say hi...Oh no................................................................................................................................." he trailed off. "Well, I'm going to head home...oh... umm...feel free to "come with" if you want...but no pressure...I understand if you're busy...its fine...no worries...just thought i'd offer..." he invited, he walked away as Frisk followed. 'Hey, my house is up here in case you want to see...or in case you don't..." he said, leaving her.

(a/n) gonna leave this chapter at that. I'll post the next chapter another time, just in case you liked this chapter...or in case you don't...oh...I'm sorry if you didn't like it...oh no..........................................