Blue Jeans { Crisscolfer Short Story ;) }

Part 1: Darren...

I always loved going to Chris' house on Fridays after, work.

We'd watch movies, get pizza, and drink all night.

As soon as, our last movie ended, we'd run to his room and plop down on the bed.

Laughing, Chris would grab me and try to tickle me under my arms but, I always jumped on him before, he could manage to even get me to laugh.

Fridays were most DEFINITELY my favourite days of the week!

One morning when I woke up, I noticed Chris' light, blue, skinny, jeans on the floor.

They were in a crumpled heap.

Carefully, I got out of bed and, went over to investigate.

My intention was to put them back in his walk-in closet but, once I picked them up, I COULDN'T resist trying them on.

Now, I knew that Chris and I were secretly dating, we had been for exactly 2 and a half months but, NOBODY knew that!

He had told me to keep our relationship VERY low-key, which basically meant that I wasn't allowed to show my affection for him in public.

Well, besides what we did at "Glee" shootings...that stuff was okay.

Turning around, I looked in his full- length mirror.

The jeans looked GREAT on me!

Suddenly, I got an idea.

I would wear them to the set and surprise Chris!

Running out the door, due to the fact my "girlfriend" Mia was probably waiting for me, I dashed to my car.

3 hours later, I pulled into the parking lot of the set.

Chris wasn't there yet so, I used my free time to talk to Chord, who was passing by.

"Hey Chord, buddy!", I yelled out the window.

He looked at me for several seconds before, running over.

"Hey Darren, bud!", he replied, smiling.

"You're here early?", I said, smirking.

"So, are you".

He got out of the way as, I stepped out of my car.

"Uh, Darren?", he asked.

"Yes?"

"Are those your jeans?"

I blushed a deep shade of pink, I knew that cause, of my rear view mirror.

"Uh no actually....there Chris' ".

He must have not got it at first, his face was scrunched up in confusion then, reality dawned on him.

"OHHHHHH!", he said, quite loudly.

Then he said: "How long?"

"Two and a half months".

He smiled.

"That's great!"

"Yep, it sure is".

A serious expression then, appeared on his face.

"Does Chris know?"

I laughed.

"Nope".

Chord started laughing.

"Dude, that's HILARIOUS!"

"I KNOW!", I snickered through, a fit of giggles.

Part 2: Chris...

I woke up feeling unsettled.

Not because, a Darren had left. ( he left every morning before, I got up ) but, because my favourite light, blue, skinny jeans were gone!

My. Skinny. Jeans. Were. Gone.

They WEREN'T on the floor, where I left them.

Frantically, I started going through my closet, tossing EVERY article of clothing I owned, on the floor.

Just like my character Kurt, I had an appreciation for fine clothes so, this was a DISASTER!

Reluctantly, I put on my 2nd favourite skinny jeans.

They were green.

I RARELY ever wore them cause, they made me feel exposed!

Darren hadn't even seen me wear them!

After, I fed my VERY persnickety, tabby, cat, Brian.

Then, I drove to the set, mad.

When, I got there, I slammed my car door shut and ran into the studio yelling: "I AM GONNA KILL WHOEVER STOLE MY FAVOURITE SKINNY JEANS!"

They all looked at me, like I was on crack. ( which I wasn't )

That was when, Lea started cackling like a witch.

"WHAT?!", I said, yelling again.

She keep laughing, even after she said: "Look!"

Turning my head, I felt my face go beet red.

There stood Darren in MY favourite skinny jeans and a white t-shirt.

His white t-shirt.

"DARREN EVERETT CRISS GIVE BACK MY F***ING SKINNY JEANS THIS MINUTE!"

He shook his head, and laughed.

That b*****d!

I ran around the room screaming LOTS of profanities, at him and the rest of the cast.

At that moment, "Ryan the mediator Murphy" came in.

He ran over and unattached me from Darren.

I was SO embarrassed!

Figuring, he'd ask about our mischief, I braced myself but, all he said was to be ready in 5 minutes to shoot.

As soon as, he left, Darren told me EVERYTHING.

How he had taken my jeans to see my reaction.

How he also, said it was our way of coming out as a couple.

I was SO shocked, I could BARELY speak!

All I could manage was 3 words.

"I love you, Dare!"

We then, kissed and I could hear EVERYONE'S: "Awwwwww's and Congrats".

I sighed contented and he kissed me, again.

That caused, the whole cast to congratulate us a 2nd time.

It was a Friday.......