The Slap Fic (Starring Robbie Shapiro)

Chapter 1 (The night)

It was a quiet night in the Shapiro household, when suddenly Rex awoke. An idea popped into Rex's plastic, fake brain. Rex wanted to make love. Sadly, there were no plastic, fake brains to fuck except for Lydia. Rex decided to pass on that opportunity. However, there was a pear store worker sleeping right next to him. The way Robbie Shapiro looked in the moonlight really turned Rex on. His afro glistened in the skylight. Rex knew what he needed to do. Rex roamed his unmovable fingers around Robbie's thigh. He began to caress Robbie's fluffy, soft afro. His afro slickly moved through rex's fingers. As Rex moved in for more, he noticed Robarattzi was still asleep. He knew what the next step must be. Rex needed to awaken Robbie Shapiro. Robbie groaned as he was slowly awoken by his favorite puppet. His one and only puppet. Rex gave Robbie a look, a look Robbie couldn't resist. Rex immediately grasped Robbie's neck and sucked away until a sparkler burn appeared. It started to throb as Robbie shrieked in excitement. Robbie threw Rex against the headboard. Robbie grabbed a rope from his dresser. He began to tie Rex's arms to the headboard until Rex couldn't move any longer. Robbie continued to seduce Rex, as they made out in the moonlight. Rex moaned in utter shock. He never knew Robbie felt this way. Rex knew he might never get this chance again, so he bit his way through the jagged rope, and ripped off Robbie's shirt to reveal a Robarrazi tattoo. He was really passionate about his work. That turned Rex on. As they continued through the night, Robbie slowly but calmly grasped his pear phone. He moved his moist finger to the in a relationship button. Robbie changed his status on the slap. Rex snatched the phone out of his hand and tied his hands up. The next day was going to be a fun day at Hollywood Arts high school. He knew he had to tell Sikowitz first. As the thoughts of Rex ran through Robbie's mind he knew who his one true love was all along. It was not Rex he craved, but it was Sinjin Vancleef.