I find my way to the A train, or as I like to call it the Ass train, cause it smells like ass.
And for once in my life I saw an empty seat. I basically run over to it when I caught myself to what I was doing.
What was I thinking trying to sit on one of those subway chairs. I'll catch AIDS if I didn't already when fucking Zeke.
I slowly make my way back to where I was originally standing.
I opened my purse search for the hand sanitizer I got for Christmas. It was the 1lb pack😍.
I pull that out and squirt about 5 pumps onto my hand until it was driping and I slam that shit onto the metal pole next to me.
I slather that thing like it was butter on toast. I am not risking anything today.
I put the bottle back into my knock off Michael kors purse, and I clutch the pole with both of my hand. My hands fit around the pole like we were meant to be.
So I'm pretty tall, I'm 5'9. But since I'm wearing these 6in stilettos, I am now 6'3.
So basically I am now towering over all theses peasants. So 1 stop left to go, when this fucking dude that's like probably 6'9 came behind me and decided to reach over me and grab the same pole I was holding. IT WAS MY POLE. hell to the nah. I waited for a few seconds before saying anything.
When the subway jolted fowards like it usually does, the man touched my ass with his dick.
I turn around with a straight face, facing his ugly ass face.
"Excuse me what do you think you're doing?"
"um sorry it was the just the cart, I didn't mean to touch you."
Unleash the madness
"obviously you did because clearly you came behind me, out of anyone else, had the AUDACITY to reach over ME, and put your filthy ass hands on MY pole. Which I disinfected for 60 whole fucking seconds to get rid of all germs from this filthy rat infested institution, just for you to ruin MY hard work. I think we all see this quite clearly. You touching my ass with your small ass dick was in fact not by accident, but on purpose"
"jeez damn, sorry"
the speaker beeped, "3 ave", and the train halted to an immediate stop.
"fuck you ass hole" and I give him the finger.
I basically sprint right out of the fucking station, and I get blinded by light.
that doesn't stop me though so I keep sprinting until I see my school. Ah finally here. I walk to the main entrance and put my hand on that handle and it's locked.
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A/NThis was a short chapter but then again I was writing this on my way to work.
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