Missingfur: Hello, aspiring villains, and welcome to the...ugh it's too much to count.
Velvetpaw: Ninth...
Missingfur: Oh, I figured it out! Welcome to the ninth episode of I May of May Not Have An Evil Plan!
Velvetpaw: You did not figure it out, I told you!
Missingfur: Stop telling lies! Anyhow, this episode, I have a nice, fun little toy to play with!
A semi-truck rolls up behind Missingfur. Large blue letters and a yellow sunburst are painted on the side of the trailer.
Velvetpaw: You stole a semi-truck from Walmart?!
Missingfur: Their slogan is "Save Money. Live Better." so I presume they don't mind me conserving my funding and increasing the quality of my life by taking one of their trucks.
Velvetpaw: How did you drive that truck out of there without anyone noticing?
Missingfur: My amazing stealth skills. Anyhow, now I'm going to run over Normalstar and take over the Clan!
Missingfur hops into the truck and beckons for Velvetpaw to follow. Velvetpaw hesitates but climbs in. The truck is guided through the forest. Missingfur crashes into a tree at one point and smashes one of the headlights.
Missingfur: Oops. Oh, well, it isn't actually my truck anyways.
Velvetpaw: Why are we even driving anyways? Can't we just magically teleport to the camp?
Missingfur: Oh yeah, right.
The truck and its occupants magically appear in the middle of the camp. Normalstar hears the roar of the vehicle and comes out to see it.
Normalstar: That's a big truck! How nice!
Flamepaw: No, stop, he's going to run you over and crush your spine!
Tallshadow: The phrase starts with an I and ends with don't care.
Rainbownose: This is so cool! I want to hug the tires!
Missingfur steps on the gas pedal and the semi speeds towards Normalstar.
Rainbownose: I love the sound of the roar of an engine!
Sparkwhisker is tree climbing for fun on one of the weaker trees surrounding camp. Suddenly, there is a loud cracking sound and the tree topples down, right on top of the front of the truck. The windshield shatters and an angry Missingfur crawls out of the damaged vehicle. Sparkwhisker landed on top of the soft fresh-kill pile and is unharmed.
Sparkwhisker: Hey, Missingfur! How is your show going?
Missingfur: ... ... I need to devise a plot to kill Sparkwhisker for anything to succeed....
A/N: I hoped you guys enjoyed this segment! This chapter was written by the fabulous, majestic Crazystar! :)
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
