Wait What? (Yandere!Levi X Reader)

Demon Hobbit

"L/N!!!!"

I'm f/n l/n. A long time member of the scout regiment. Currently I run my own squad and have accomplished 23 solo kills and 14 squad assists. Yup I'm a bad ass. Anyway, in my spare time, me and my friend Hanji like to play pranks on Captain Levi. A short, grumpy, cleaning fairy, who i consider my arch rival, seen as he's the only only who can beat me in hand to hand combat.

Right now I'm running from that mad little clean freak. Me and Hanji may have hidden his cleaning supplies and put them somewhere he can't reach.

"L/n! Get your filthy ass over here!"
"Sorry cap, gotta run." 'He looks so pissed' you think.
"L/N!" 'Hanji was right he does look like a demon hobbit ' you finally make it to your office and slump down in your chair exhaustedly.
"L/n open up your door this instant."
"Sorry hiechou, got paperwork to do, cadets to see."
"L/n..." he seems really frustrated now
"Ask politely." You state childishly
"*Incoherent grumble* May you open the door."
"Whats the magic word? "
"Please..." You open the door to be instantly greeted with an angry Levi. He pushes past you and stands in your office with his arms folded.

"Tch, filthy." He glares at the mountains of scrumpled up notes and paperwork that carpet the most of the floor in your unsanitary office.

"Now I will ask you once L/n, where did you put my cleaning supplies." He taps his foot impatiently on the floor.
"I don't know." You say abruptly.
"Don't play dumb with me L/n." He glares daggers into you but you don't falter.
"I honestly don't know."
"What do you mean you don't know?"
"I mean that I gave them to Hanji to sort out."
"I se- WAIT WHAT!"
"I saw her heading towards the kitchen. You might want to go there before she ends up drinking your window cleaner." Levi quickly speeds out your office and down the corridor leaving you in fit of hysterical laughter.

After finally calming yourself down you lift the white pleated matierial you stole off the captain when he pushed past you.
"I wonder if he noticed." You say whilst inspecting what's in your hand. "That I took his cravat."

Little did you know, that harmless prank would spell destruction and death for the people of the scout regiment.