My Facebook Love

Fudge Cakes

Macy's POV

"Wow are you guys seriously going to leave me here?!" They all pulled funny faces at me and scurried away from me. Oh what great friends I have.

"Yeah, unless you have a date them welcome to the club sister" Monica teased.

"I told you Mace, if you wanna have a--" 

"--boyfriend I should fix myself up blah blah blah! Mon, stop. I wont get a boyfriend just because I CAN'T fit into this stupid gang we have" I'm getting pissed off by their teasing. Its not funny anymore.

Cause' you see, Monica has Dave, Sasha had Emilio, and Teresa has Chris. We have all been friends since diapers, I just don't know how they fell for each other. I feel like I'm a lost puzzle who can't find its place to fit in.

"Adios, Mace!" Emilio teased. 

"Wait! Your really leaving me here? Female dog MOVE" 

"Mace, were going somewhere that will kill you inside" Sasha tried to reason out. 

"No Sash, your going somewhere called a 'date'. Why the cakes can't I come and hang out together like usual? Going with u guys right now wouldn't make a difference"

"No, bitch you stay here--" I cut Teresa off.

"In detention. Where you purposely did to make me serve your own faults." I glared at their cheeky grins. Especially Dave's, Emilio's, and Chris's. I swear, guys and their smirks.

"Were doing this for you! Now sit down and shut the fuck up!" Teresa was always the low tempered in our gang. She cant wait to ring around the rosie she has to get straigh to the point.

"Babe, Chill" 

"Don't chill me little fucker, now get your dirty asses in the car, were late. Let's go punch some suckers" Typical Teresa. Sigh.. sometimes I feel bad for Chris. Never mind, he is a player. Karma's a bitch right?

"Bye Macy-Cakes!" They all bid their goodbye in sync that made almost everyone in the room turn to see 6 dumb stooges. 

I waved them goodbye and slumped back on my chair almost throwing my head down to make me hit the desk.

Half an hour more to go. 

Ah sweet baby cakes! I can't stand to be in this room for another minute! It's so unfair how they can outsmart me to stay here while they have fun! 

Aaaaahhhh! I'm going crazy! 

Sweet cakes help me!  

Cake this! So I'm going to make a fake boyfriend. I'll just make a stock out of alibis which is I'm really good at! Yeah that's right Mcy outsmart the stooges! 

When  I got home I went straight to my laptop. Didn't bother to take my shoes off or change my clothes. I had some serious work to do. 

I'm doing the biggest lie of my life, maybe I should make my best so I don't have to regret anything in the end. Took me an hour to make a guy's profile. I wonder how h=guys act. Do they say sweet baby cakes too? I can't cuss. I feel violated. Pretty weird huh?

Tada! Adam Smith? Nah, thats too mainstream. If I were a boy I would prefer... Adam L-Lievine? OMG!!  That man is really H-O-T. Okay, okay, okay Mace, back to buisness. I went on goodle to search for names. Sadly, most of them weren't my type. 

I lightly typed my fingers on the keyboard while thinking of the hottest name I could think of. Adam... hmm.. Adam G-Grant? Whoa, easy peasy. 

I typed in Adam Grant. Age? What should I put? Oh! 18. Male, from where?! Sweet cakes, this is harder than I thought! Maybe I should just put where I live right? Cause' he's my fake or made up boyfriend and I don't want my friends to knock on the door by us and say "Hey, were here for Adam!" I'm not really serching for trouble in such an easy place. 

Bithday? Oh sweet cakes! I won't put anything. I'll just get a headache thinking about that. Cel. number? Why would eve facebook want his number? When I got mine they didn't ask. Cake this! 

Even picture?! Oh why, Mama mia! Oh, I can just search it on goodle images. Then bam! Hello, boyfriend and friends. Decues teasies!

I smiled in victory when I found a really cute guy's picture and made it as his profile picture of my 'boyfriend'. I opened my account and added him as a friend then sent him a relationship request. I logged off and opened my facebook 'boyfriends' account and accepted all the request. 

I logged back on my account and looked at my newsfeed. 

~~Oh my gee he's hot!~~

~~Is this forreal?~~

~~Bitchfriend, welcome to the club!~~ That one was from Teresa. 

~~I guess you can come with us now Macey-Cakes!~~ Emilio

~~This legit is fake!~~ Sasha 

~~Adam Grant?!~~

~~Nice one~~ Dave 

~~Congrats!~~ Chris

~~Finally..~~ Monica

....and a lot more...

I just hope they don't figure it out. 

If god made a real Adam Grant, sorry in advance!