Dionysus: Thank Zeus that hero left, okay now, for the first—
Justus: I'm still here.
Dionysus: Gods Justin! We don't want you here, just let me tell my many adoring fans of my skill!
Justus: Yes, of course, I better—
Dionysus: OUT!
*Justus leaves the room*
Dionysus: Now that he's out, let me tell you the first step: Be selective with your Invites. Before you even think, of throwing a party, you have to think, who would you invite? I know if I was throwing a party, I would not, want to invite a silly mortal to one of my masterpieces. I would be the biggest loser among the Olympians! What I'm saying is you don't want just any party, you want THE party. You need to have reason to invite anyone. For example, if you have an outgoing friend, or whatever, then invite him/her, you know, to get the party running naturally. If you have an OCD friend, bring them, to keep the party in check. You want a party that's fun, and upbeat, not chaotic. Not to mention the one friend, for those over 21, who doesn't drink, that way someone stays sober at all times, and can calmly negotiate with the angry neighbors (to those who are having a house party) which brings me to my next point!
*sips Diet Coke*
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Party Tips with Dionysus
FanfictionDionysus is going to give us some insight on how he creates such great parties and how we can improve ours to be worthy of the Gods
