Leafy was browsing the web looking for 7 year olds to make fun of when he suddenly kept getting tweeted at.
-Its was some faggot WooflyWaffle."Thoght leafy while ignoring the rest of the tweets. He continued his sheanenagians for a few more hours until.
*knock knock knock*
"Someones at the door" Leafy thought to himself.
-Whos at the door? Asked Leafy
-Destiny." Anwsered the mysterious weeb.
Leafy slowly opened the door and saw someone standing he asked who he is and he anwsered.
-Me? Well im your soulmate. WooflyWaffle.
-!!! Who?!? Said Leafy as he remembered the tweets.
-Thats right your soulmate, true lover, princess, the ying to your yang. The one and only woofly waffle."Oh Dear god, please end my life... fuck, im atheist god cant help"-Teknowhale
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WooflyIsHere
FanfictionA weaboo by the name of Wooflywaffle heard of a someone from the reptilian race who was called LeafyIsHere and they wanted to hook up.