Sugar

Prolouge

Jake ran down the hallway. He turned his head around. Pink dust flew into his mouth. "Wait...what? Sugar?" He thought it was safe. Just as he thought it was safe. Might as well carve him a gravestone and buy him a second-hand low-quality pine coffin ( no, the coffin isn't a pine tree cut into half)
Dear Readers, I play League of Legends. I do not think adding League of Legends jokes will be professional as many of you may not have played LoL before. But it's my book so I'm going to do what I think is funny and add points to my quality.
As I was saying, Jake was running. He thought in his walnut-sized brain. "Wait...did I zip my pants? What if the sugar gets into my pants? Will I get a sweet dream?" He was so immersed in his 'Thomas the train' of thoughts that he did not notice a pink grim reaper behind him, licking his black tongue like a giraffe suffering from severe dehydration and seeing water in 5 months.
Jake ran so fast his shoes couldn't keep up. He ran so fast even Usain Bolt was jealous. He ran so fast he didn't notice a portal in front of him. Well, it's expected. He ran straight( straighter than a ruler) into the purplish portal-like portal
The pink grim reaper couldn't get in the portal. Frustrated, he had a "Thomas Edison" lightbulb above his oval shaped cape. He took his staff and cut the portal into two pieces, compressed them into two, put them in his pockets respectively. "DEAL WITH IT, JAKE VI THE-"