Typical Team 7 mission. (One-shot)

"Team 7, I'm assigning a mission to you and it's urgent. Pack your ninja tools and be at the gates by 6:30pm. GO!" Said Tsunade-sama. They all nodded and left.

They all met up once again at the gates. Made a short plan then left right away. When they were half way there to the Mist village, they all took a rest in the forest. Naruto yawned and said "I'll save Sakura-chan if something happens!" Sakura had a confused look and said "Oh... Okay.." Sasuke replied with "Hn," as always.

The next day, they made it to the mist village and decided to have tea for breakfast. Naruto then complained about how he wanted food so Sakura went to go buy dango and Sasuke followed her. When their order came they both picked up the bag at the same time with Sasuke's hand on top of hers. Sasuke quickly let go and Sakura blushed. They met up with Naruto, Sai, Yamato and Kakashi-sensei outside of the tea shop and gave Naruto his damn dango after whining for hours. Naruto was so hungry that he didn't have any energy to pick up the food. So Sakura picked up the dango, and tried to make Naruto eat it carefully. Sasuke being impatient as ever picked up the dango and shoved it in Naruto's mouth. Naruto spat out the food and said "TEME, SASUKE! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, DATTEBAYO!!!!!" Sasuke casually didn't say anything but replied with his famous "Hn." Sakura was confused and told them to shut up because they were both being idiots. Sai was laughing. Yamato had his face on his palm and Kakashi-sensei didn't notice what was going on because he was too busy reading his adult book.

Naruto said "I'll get you, Sasuke-teme!"

"Hn, try me dobe." Sasuke was just standing there with his hands in his pockets while Naruto was running and was about to punch him. "SHANNARO!" Sakura punched Naruto before he hit Sasuke.

"Sakura-chan.. Why?"

"Baka! What do you mean by "Why?" Don't injure Sasuke-kun! We haven't even met up with the enemy yet."

Sai was dying of laughter and out of nowhere he said "Naruto-kun.. You sure don't have any equipment if you know what I mean.." Naruto was so ready to punch Sai until Yamato gave Naruto his death stare. "Naruto.. Stop or else I'll kill you." Naruto screamed really loud that birds flew away. Kakashi-sensei finally stopped reading his book and was confused because Yamato had his eyes opened wide without blinking, Naruto was crying, Sakura's face was red and steamed up, Sai rolling on the ground laughing and Sasuke just standing up and chilling.

Kakashi sighed and said "These fools..."

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Haha, I was bored so I just made it up. I tried to be funny, sadly it didn't work lol.