*gonna throw it out that the v still stands, broski so most of these are gonna be a nah*
1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session?
No
2. Have you ever had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
No
3. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
No
4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes
6. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story?
Yes
7. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes
8. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
No
9. Have you ever had sex with someone you're not married to?
No
10. Have you ever had sex with someone who's married to someone else?
No
11. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two people—MMF? MFF?
No
12. Have you ever had anal sex?
No
13. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug?
Nooooo lol
14. Have you ever been told you're dirty because of the things you say?
Yes
15. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?
Yes
16. Have you ever had sexual fantasies related to or involving submission, domination, suppression, forced intercourse, infliction of pain, bondage, hot wax, nipples clamps, etc...?
LEL yes
17. Have you ever been involved in any sexual activities you would describe as kinky?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ??? idk??? no???
18. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends?
Yes lelelel
19. Have you ever been part of an S/M roleplay (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nipple clamps/genital clamps etc.)?
No
20. Have you ever identified as bisexual–to yourself? to partners? to friends?
Not really
21. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial?
I think so?
22. Have you ever daydreamed about sexual activities exceeding what most people consider "normal" sex?
Yes lellelelelelel
23. Have you ever gotten really turned on by fantasizing about/witnessing gay or lesbian sex?
Oh sure
24. Have you ever tried scissoring?
Nope and it doesn't seem that effective so NAH
25. Have you ever performed oral sex on a man?
Yes
26. Have you ever performed oral sex on a woman?
No
27. Have you ever received oral sex from a man?
No
28. Have you ever received oral sex from a woman?
No
29. How old were you the first time you had sex?
:'(
30. Where?
:'(
31. How many partners?
:'(
32. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, suction, electro-stim, etc etc etc)?
No
33. Have you had more or fewer lovers than your current partner?
No?
34. Have you ever had sex in front of other people?
No
35. Did you know them?
What no
36. Did you like it?
no
37. Have you ever had a crush on a friend?
This question is so tame compared to the others but duhhhhhh that's how all crushes (mostly) start
38. Have you ever met anyone through AFF, OKCupid, Kassidie, or another site?
Nahhh fam I'm not out to get murderered
39. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation (not counting dreams)?
Nah
40. Do you like being called dirty names during sex?
Yes
