Dear Stranger,
I've never met you.
We both know this.
However, I'm writing you a letter. Since I know nothing about you and your situation, I'll give you my advice for all types of situations and hopefully, one is useful.
Knowing whether you're married or not would help... -______-
Fine, I'll start.
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Situation #1: Your boyfriend/husband was caught... CHEATING! My advice: Dump that loser. Kick his sorry ass to the curb. If he thinks he's better off with some skanky homewrecker, then let them be. Just be glad you found out when you did, rather than at his deathbed, after wasting 8086234 years with the cheating liar.
Situation #2: Your family doesn't approve of your boyfriend/husband/fiancee's religion: Sorry about that. It's tough. It really depends on where you and your significant other stand. Whether he's been faithful, whether his religion would provide conflict with yours. There are lots of ways to deal: Changing religions- Not a fan too much of changing for love but oh well; picking a new religion- bleh. Don't recommend that at ALL; keeping both religions- a good solution, but beware! Your family might not like it... Keep in mind that its your decision, not theirs.
Situation #3: Your boyfriend cheated on you with your sister: A particularly hurtful one, as it not only causes rifts in the relationship, but in the family as well. (See Situation #1, for the boyfriend). As for your sister... Silent treatment. Revenge. Okay, I shouldn't promote violence. Nothing to dangerous, yes? If it were me, I'd do both. Break her favorite DVD's. Put Nair in her shampoo. Dance around her voodoo doll then stab it with a pin (FUNN :)
Situation #4: Your boyfriend breaks up with you: Eat ice cream. Endorphins are good for the soul. Rip up every picture of you two, burn his face, and stomp on the ashes. Hmm... Yeah that's pretty much it. For you. Revenge is always the answer, so TP his house! Egg it! Oh wait, more violence.. TOO LATE!
Da heck? It published it? Okay, sorry about that. Here's some sitches if you're NOT married/ if you ARE single.
Situation #5: Your dog dies: Alright. It happens. Nothing I can do, but say, Sorry.
Situation #6: You are being stalked by a homeless man: RUN! No, really, grab your cell, and hightail it out! He could have AIDS! LOL really, Aids? Just RUN.
Sorry, Stranger, if I didn't help at all, this was just really FUNN (:
xxMyLifeisAverageStillxx
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30 Day Letter Challenge
Nonfiksi30 days. 30 letters. All to people who probably won't read them. But each one touches the heart of those who do.
