Milk and lipstick

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Sh: Jawn
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Sh:Jawn
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Sh:Jawn
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Sh:JAWN!!!!! If you don't text me back I will blow up ur phone!!!!!!!!!
Jw: what the bloody heck do you want!!!😡
Sh: we need milk
Jw: I know
Sh: then why don't you get some
Jw: Sherlock, you know one day I'm going to get married move out and your going to have to learn to get the bloody milk yourself.
Sh: please, we both know that will never happen .
Jw: you don't know that
Sh: ur addicted to danger without me u have no danger, checkmate, go get the milk
Jw: why don't you get mrs.Hudson to buy the milk
Sh: she won't even make us biscuits you really think she'll buy us milk
Jw: good point
Sh: I know
Jw: ur so modest
Sh: no, I speak my mind and my mind just so happens to always be right.
Jw: except for when it's wrong
Sh: please that never happens
Jw: Molly
Sh:no
Jw:yes
Sh: no
Jw: every sane person ships it.
Sh: since when have I been sane
Jw: you like her
Sh: no I don't
Jw: lipstick
Sh: what
Jw: first time I met you you told her she looked good in lipstick
Sh: I was mearly commenting on her physical appearance when she put artificial coloring on her lips.
Jw: sure
Sh: yup
Jw: this is getting awkward
Sh: yup
Jw: I'm going to go buy milk now
Sh: good idea

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