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Words/slang you should never use around me otherwise you will suffer a slow murderous, torturous death with a rusty spoon:

1. For realz??
2. It's like omg like yeah ( I hate it when people overuse the word like.)
3.family ( the most fake and rude word that could come out of your mouth)
4. Stfu (if you ever send that to me I will personally send an assassin to kill you)
If this is an inconvenience to you please feel free to not talk to me :) and yes 'Kristian Coyle ' I'm aiming this torward you.

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