Once upon a caterpillar a man called Voldemort lost his nose so he went to diagon alley to buy a new one. But they had run out so he had a strop and a seizure and fell over. Harry Potter laughed at him and their rivalyry began.
Harry went on top of Voldemort and danced an irish jig and Harry got Headwig to attack him. But he flew away and Harry cried. Voldemort kept on dancing but then Bellatrix poofed next to him and joined in with the dance. Snape appeared and yelled "Hammer time" so they all diod the hammer time dance. Harry ran away from embarrisment. Nigini slithered in and said
"I'm a slithery slithering snakey snake!" She said.
And started to sing the macerana in parcel tounge. Harry ran back and joined in. Soon everybody was dancing the macerana. Even Dumbledore, he was feeling very sexual and kinky!! So he started to hump Proffesor mcgonagall and she did hammer time whilst he did her.
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THE RETURN OF HARRY POTTER
FanfictionHarry Potter is a young boy with no family to support him. Through his deep and dark journey through Hogwarts, Harry has become more of a stronger man. But now, death is facing him once again, threatening him until he gives in. Voldemort is back, an...
