JIN: THE MONEY MAN

It was a dark and cold night in Burger King as customers ordered burgers and fries. Jin walked in, ready to feat upon the fries.
Jin waited in line until it was his turn to order. He walked up and noticed that the cashier's face was hidden behind his hat. Mysteries.
"Hello sir," Jin said. "I'd like a large order of fries for my stomach."
"NO," yelled the cashier. His booming voice made Jin quiver inside. His poor soul. My son. My child.
"Excuse me?1?" Asked Jin, ready to sass the man.
The cashier took off his hat and revealed to Jin that he was Suga aka swag money.
"It is I, Suga, sweet as sugar. I present to you the burger feast," said Suga.
"--Yoongi can you not please I do not have time for this just give me some fries," said Jin, not amused at all knowing that Suga was here.
"I'm the actual Burger King and you will eat my burgers!" Yelled Suga, pulling out a tray full of dollar bills.
"What is this?" Asked Jin.
Suga picked up a few dollar pills and sniffed them. "My burgers are dollar bills. My diet contains dollar bills. Just dollar bills. This week I've eaten $325."
Jin was shocked to hear Suga's confession. He knew that Suga was addicted to being a swag master, but not to this extreme.
"Sniff. Take a sniff," Suga urged Jin.
"NO! N o! It can't be! I wanted fries!" Jin cried out, falling to the ground.
"TAKE MY BURGERS YOU PINK MAN!" Yelled Suga as he threw the dollar bills on to Jin.
Jin wept a small blue tear.
"I will be okay," Jin said to himself, picking up a few dollar bills that landed on his head, "fOR I AM NOW THE REAL SWAG MONEY MASTER!"
Suga screeched "OH MY GOD" as Jin ate all of the dollar bills and turned into a dollar bill himself.
Jin stared deeply into Suga's terrified eyes.
"A true money man," Jin whispered, "is a real money man."

THE END