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I walked down the pier and slipped in the water, falling face first into my love.
"Why hello there."
I intended to flirt.
"..."
Clearly dumbfounded by my charm and grace.
"What the hell are you doing hook?"
"Ah, Regina... I'm afraid you shall never understand who I love."
"PFFFFTT... Ahahahhahahahhahah!!!!! Don't tell me you think you're in love with gold...? AHAHAHHA!!!! 😂🙌🏻"
She came over and shoved me.
"WHAT..???!!! NO! That would be absolutely redonkulous. I'm in love with the floor... DUH!!"
She walked away, rolling her eyes.
"It's alright, love. We shall always be together."
I kneeled down and kissed her.
"BLECH!!!"
...
She tasted terrible.

She tasted terrible

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