The Roommates (Louis Tomlinson.)

AskCass #2

'Hello lovely Veiwers. It's a damn Tuseday and this is AskCass! Now I didn't really ask for a specific topic so.. Let's go! Treats and Surprises.'


'What is your number one pet peeve?'

'My number one biggest pet peeve is when I'm at the drive through with people and I'm getting food and I ask somebody if they want anything, then all these bitches say no and so as soon as I get my fucking food, people are like 'Can I have a fry?' 'Can I have a bite?' 'Can I have some of your drink?' 'Can I djaixodb da siaioz.' Bitch I asked you 2 minutes and 43 seconds ago if you wanted something out of this fucking drive through. How the fuck, do you not want something and as soon as I get my food, you just want to dive all in it? Like this isn't some buffet. Fat ass bitches.'

'What is you favourite day of the week and why?'

'I believe Friday is the best day of the week because that's when everyone's fucks are gone. Like Monday there are a set of a whole bunch a fucks to complete and as you go along the week, they start to dissapear and your life is so much fucking better. And on Friday, all the fucks are gone and your fucking happy.'

'Whats the first thing tht comes to your head when I say South Africa?'

'Mean Girls. Well, I don't know of Katie was from South Africa, but I think everytime I hear Africa.. "If your from Africa then why are you white?" '

'Please tell me how to be a slut.'

'First of all, you have to fuck the football team. No slut, in the history if sluts have never not fucked the football team. And I mean FUCK the whole football team. Like even the coaches, the waterboy and the fat ones that don't get to go out and kick the ball around. Don't forget the damn goalie.'

'If Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift get married, then their marriage name would be Taylor Lautner.'

'What?! Are you kidding me?! No fucking way!'

'Which came first; the chicken or the egg?'

'God.'

'If a quiz is quizzical then what's a test?'

I hesitated a bit before I said 'Testical.' Then I actually thought about it and started laughing 'Wait!'

'What is the last thing you put in your mouth?'

'A big fat juicy,'
'Starburst.'

'What do you think of the YouTube Music Awards?'

'I don't give a fuck about it.'

'Have you ever made a friendship bracelet? AWEE.'

'Okay,' I laughed. 'I didn't say awe, it was apart of the question. Girl bye.'

'One a scale of one to ten how hot is Dave Franco.'

'BMFSB. Broke My Fucking Scale Bitch.'

'If you had your own reality show, what would you call it?'

'How to be a flawless bitch and make all other hoes irrelevant.'

'Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle?'

'Bitch, do I look like fucking Elmer.'

'Would you rather eat out a girl on her period..'

'Ew!'

'Or suck a guys hairy and wrinkly penis with mold all over it.'

'I thought I was going to vomit but I just had to burp.'

'Do you have a crush on any other YouTuber?'

'I think everyone knows I'm in love with Jack and Finn. Cause they are fucking sexy like Dave Franco.'

'Would you move Helen Keller's furniture?'

'What? Was this suppose to be a joke? Was I suppose to be giggling?'

I then sang 'Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.'


'Okay, I'm done with this wonderful expirience with you all fucking with my brain. And I cuss so much because it give emphasis... Bitch.'

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Boom. She told you all. Haha.. I just realised how stupid I am.. God.

DAVE FRANCO IS HOT AS HELL!Xx

-Ellee.Xx