how to survive a horror movie/story

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OK so I don't know how many I will do but lets just say 50 for now k

~Alex

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1.if its Halloween why go near a creepy abandoned house its abandoned for a reason

2. NEVER  go upstairs while being chased you idiot .......

3. when the lights go out ,and I mean WHEN cause they will, just get out of the house don't investigate the creepy basement for the light switch

4.  when you hear creepy music RUN JUST RUN MOTHER FER

5. when you see a man with a knife don't go over to him it like "oh look a man with a knife outside my house how nice" people these days I tell you

6. if you hear something downstairs jump out the window

7. get weapons like guns swords e.g not lamps or pillows really do I need to say it any way

8. don't open doors slowly because that gives killer enough time to realise your opening the door to pop up and stab you so just open then as fast as you can a bam kill it/him/whatever it is.... if you followed step  7 you would have a gun or a sharp thing

9. don't wash your face I bet you as soon as you get your head back up from the sink there shall we a creepy man with a knife in the mirror

10. if you get a phone call from a man heavily breathing its not your friend 

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