Blog of a Ninjago Lover

I'm crying :'D

Alright this more my Potato Chip's style but I've been scrolling on tumblr and found all this! We could call this a tribute to her work here on Wattpad. Everything in italics will be MY adition. Enjoy!

Jay: Guess what's in this box!
Cole: Donuts?
Jay: No.
Cole: Muffins?
Jay: No.
Cole: Corn dogs?
Jay: No.
Cole: Chocolate?
Jay: No. It's not food.
Cole: Then who cares?
(I agree).

Kai: Good morning, Morro.
Morro: Go choke on a muffin!
Jay: What did he just say?
Morro: I said "Go choke on a muffin", but if you prefer a bagel or danish, as long as you're gasping for air, I'm good.
Me: Morro, no. Potato would be upset.
Morro: ...Sorry
Me: Better :3

Lloyd: Jay, what's wrong with Zane?
Jay: N-nothing
-time for dinner-
Lloyd:Hey, Zane, what are we having for dinner
Zane:A S S
Lloyd:
Jay:
Cole:
Kai:
Nya:
Sensei Wu: jAY.
Me: Why Jay? Why? ._.

Season 1
Kai:* lost in a crowd*
Zane:How are we ever going to find Kai
Cole:ok ok, I have a plan *whispers to Jay*
Jay:*stands on a lamp post* IM THE GREEN NINJA
Kai:i waNT YOU TO REPEAT THAT BITCH
Zane:
Kai:
Jay:
Cole:
Lloyd: Hey guys.

Jay: We'll flip for it; ducks or clowns.
Cole: We have to assign heads to something.
Jay: Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Cole: What kind of scary ass clown came to your birthday?
Me: Um I don't know maybeeee....*with clown disguise* "Hello Georgie"

Jay: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now!
Morro: Stabbing!
Jay: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity... which I hope you don't do to me... See, an emotion is more of a feeling!
Morro: Well maybe I feel STABBY!
Me: Where are the knives?

Jay:"Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?"
Cole:"No, I said, 'Jay, don't lick the swing set,' and you said, 'Don't tell me what to do, Dirt fer Brains," and then you licked the swing set."
Me: Dammit Cole are you trying to murdEARTH my baby? (nope, not tired of that pun yet)

Jay:Dude you were so drunk last night.
Kai:I couldn't have been that drunk.
Jay:You went on the roof and screamed "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!" And then you passed out on the roof, rolled off and into the swimming pool. Then you jumped out and said: "I AM ARIEL!"
Kai:How many neighbors did I wake up and how many cop cars were here?
Jay:A lot and three.
Me: Please tell me he began to ran when the cops came and scream "you'll never catch me alive!"
Jay: Yes, before crashing against a tree and passing out.

Cole:You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
Jay: That depends on how you define lying.
Cole: Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Jay: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Cole:
Jay:
Cole: Get out of my room.
Jay: Absolutely.
Me: Lol, Jay I love you

Jay: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. Y'know they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
Kai: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
Me: *sighs* Well you see a giant magic eagle comes and claim them as food and takes them to feed his giant 3-eyed bunnies.
Zane:
Jay:
Cole:
Lloyd:
Kai: She's fucking around isn't she?
Jay: She is

Nya: So... Where were you born?
Jay: The desert.
Nya: Like, what part?
Jay: My whole body ???

Nya:You've already hit rock bottom! There's no where to go but up!
Jay:That's where you messed up, I brought a pickax and I'm ready to dig.
Me: JAY THIS ISN'T MINECRAFT!
Jay: I'm in a damn hole! I'M NOT GOING TO BE POSITIVE
Me: Don't you mean a..... DAM hole? XD
Nya: What?
Jay: What?

Jay: *Laughing hysterically, Can barely control himself*
Zane: Jay?? Are you alright?? Please tell me whats wrong??
Jay: *Under his breath, barely audible* D-domo arigato mr. roboto.
Jay: *Laughs even more hysterically*
Zane:
Zane:
Zane:
Zane: Jay.
Zane: No.
(I laughed so bad at this one XD)

Cole: You know, I think we're making some real progress.
Kai: Where, in opposite world? We're never gonna finish all this.
Cole: We could, if certain people would help.
Jay: *Standing behind stacked cardboard boxes* I'm sorry, are you addressing us?
Lloyd: Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Me: *makes a fort of pillows and blankets* The Half-Blood Fort is on service! I'M A DEMIGOD AND I WON'T RECIEVE ORDERS FROM A FEW MORTAL!
Cole & Kai: What?
Me: You heard me bishes!

Cole: That jacket looks great Nya.
Cole: I bet it would look even better on Jay's floor.
Jay: Are you hitting on Nya? For me?
Me: True friendship right here, FUCK YOU NYA  THEY'RE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!!! D:<
Nya: What?
Me: HE IS MINE BACK OFF!!!
Nya: Watch season 6 again
Me: FITE ME NYA!
Jay: Lol

Jay: I like to earn money the old fashioned way.
Kai: How?
Jay: Selling your stuff on eBay.
Kai: Yeah right...
Kai:...
Kai:Uh, Jay, where's my phone?
Jay: Ninjago City.
Me: Jay, if you appriciate living, you won't touch my phone.
Jay:

Jay: Well I guess one little wish wouldn't hurt.
Me: HOE DON'T DO IT
Jay: I wish I wasn't born in a junkyard........
Me: OH MY GOD
(YES THAT WAS ME! I CAN RELATE SO MUCH!!)

Those are all for now, if you want more, check Potato's book of Ninjago Jokes, she has plenty of this and it is so funny :3 #SPAM
See ya my RusherNinjas
~PATY OUT!