The screwed up life of Alderbleh

Alderbleh Chapter 1

The Screwed up life of Alderbleh

NOTE:

*This is a SPOOF rp fanfic me and my friends made, if there is anything offensive in here trust me, I don't agree with it, but yeah this is a spoof fanfic of warriors, I love warriors but I had to do this XD I'm sorry

*All RPers: (Other than me)

-Itssaphi starring as Sunflower

-Huskwolf10 Staring as Smolsmalltoosh

-Owlzrockgirl starring as LilacPOOl

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Alderkit opened his eyes. He looked up at a dead she kit on the ground "OMG! MOM!?!?" She looked to be only a few moons old. "YOU ARE DEAD!?!?" "WAKE UP MOM WAKE UP!" He sobbed, but stopped when he saw her body float up into heaven. "MOMS GOING TO HEAVEN- YAY!" He bounced around. "Alright I'm hungry now." He bounced out of the nursery and grabbed a squirrel. He than had a sudden realization "I should try to get all the she cats to love me so I can have kits so I can avenge my mother." He dragged the squirrel into the nursery "HI GUYS!" He meowed. "Wow! Did you catch that!?" A she kit named Lilackit ran up to him. Say yes...no but that would bee a lie "No, but I dragged it here!" he mewled triumphantly. Another rkit named SUnflowerkit paddeds up and says "Wow, well, I like, your, HON esty." She purred and lays down nexted to him. "Well, only the best for you guys, hey theres enough for ya'll- wanna share it?" HE asked and dug in before anyone could answer. For no reason at all, Sunkit was automatically depressed and padded out side. "OH well, screw her!" Purred Lilackit "She's really pretty though and we may become mates some day." "That's neat. Meweled alderkit. "You'll both be my mates though. Don't worry." "I thought you liked me though." Lilacpaw wailed as she saw sunpaw and alderpaw sitting in the tree together. "I love you both, your both purdy so I want bofh of you." So when they had their warrior ceremony alderpaw walked up to sunflower and lilacpaool "Hey lilacpool..." "H-Hey alder..." "Your in my way- excoose me." He padded voer ot smalltoosh "Hey smalltoosh...I've thought this for a long time...will you be my mate?" He asked. "OF course Alderstripe!" She said and purred. "Alderpine...I love you." She mewoled. "Also....S-softtoosh... will you have kits with me?" Alderstripe asked. "Sure." She said. "OMG! They're coming RN!" Alderstripe said as 97 kits were born. Suddenly Lilacpool came and picked up all the kits "Ima take these cause me and Sunflower want kits! We're mates now!" "Oh that's fine cause it's not scientifically possible for you two to have- OH MY STARCLAN!" Yowled Alderstripe when 2357906903 were spontaniously born from both she cats. Alderstripe gasped "OH MY STARCLAN THIS IS MESSED UP" And the next thing he knew he was sitting beside Smalltoosh outside of camp. He sighed "It's been a good life.. we lived for 12214009790 moons..." And then he dropped dead. "I may have lived a short life but...atleast my smoltoosh is still alive." And then he floated away into starclan heaven and saw his mom. He was happy. It had been a good, short life.