Rusty: Hm...Ima see wats in da forest!
Smudge: *Suddenly appears* Don't go in!! Alright I know yur going in but DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA!!
Rusty: Meh. *shrugs and goes in*
Greypaw: *Randomly attacks*
Rusty: HEY! WATCH THE FUR!
Greypaw: *sits down and randomly starts explaining clan stuff*
Rusty: *sleeps*
Bluestar: Hey you! Will you join ThunderClan?
Lionheart: He's just a kittypet.
Rusty: *Wakes up* Oh, well, can I think about it?
Bluestar: Okay!
(Later)
Rusty: Smudge! Ima join ThunderClan!
Smudge: OK.
Rusty: Will you miss me? :3
Smudge: (secretly glad Rusty is leaving) Um...yeah.
(Morning)
Rusty: Hel-loo-oo?
Lionheart: Try to find my-
Whitestorm: OH WHATEVS! JUST SKIP TO THE PART!
Rusty: Who are you?
Whitestorm: Oh, right! *facepalms* I am-
Lionheart: OMG LETS JUST SKIP TO THE PART!!!
Whitestorm: I said that!
(Highrock time)
Longtail: Kittypet! :0 *tears off collar*
Rusty: IM FREE! IM FREE IM FREE IM FREEEEEE!!!!!
All cats: O.o
Rusty: *Runs around screaming about his pelt on fire (which it is not)*
Bluestar: I name you Firepaw in honor of your flame-coloured pelt.
Hollyleaf: Hi granddad!
Firepaw: Who are you?
Jayfeather: HOLLYLEAF I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE TIME MACHINE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!
Hollyleaf: Uh-oh.
(CENSORED BECAUSE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS)
Firepaw: ...
