Who gives a damn about Bill Spiky?

Monday

Hi this is my third book and I think I'm getting the hang of it now! WOOO WATTPAD! Soz (clears throat). Anyway hope this book gets me more followers! I mean who wouldn't want to have followers. XD btw I've got two YAY!. (There also kind of my bffs)

Monday

Hi my names bill spiky. I'm a dinosaur eraser.

My legs detach and usually get lost and then found again. I only have one eye because my owner Sapphire kept erasing my head. It doesn't hurt that much when you get erased. I guess the only thing that annoys me is when Sapphire loses my legs. Not that I need them, I mean I'm an eraser I can't walk.

But still it sort of makes me feel incomplete.

I've only got three legs at the moment. Damn Sapphire. Oh well at least she has a maths test coming up soon. Even if it means I'll have yet another bit of my body missing at least she will pay attention to me. No one gives a damn about bill spiky.

I spend about 20 hours a day in Sapphires pencil case. It not squished in there but then again everyone avoids me so I never feel claustrophobic. The pencils. Oh let me tell you about the pencils. There snotty little (insert any word you want here). There like the popular girls at your school. Unless of course you are at an all boys school. There are plenty of popular girls at Sophia's school.

That's probably because it's an all girls school. Just a thought. Anyway Sapphire got a really BIG maths test at the moment. It counts to 25% of her grade.

I could hear her muttering to the girl next to her. "Hey what's the circumference of this circle?". Gosh she's dumb. I peered down at the circle with my remaining eye and examined the circle. Idiot. It's 29!

I wanted to yell but I couldn't because Sapphire erased my mouth long ago. At least I'm still here. Unlike the pink pig smiggle eraser that Sapphire had last year.

She got her ruler and sliced the piggy in to three bits. Then the bits got dirty and she lost interest and chucked them out. That pig was my only friend.

But he didn't die. When he went to the dump, some blue tack stuck his back piece and his head together. He couldn't find the middle bit though.

As far as I know he's currently in Hawaii. Well, the dump in Hawaii.

Sapphire finished her test. I can she that she'll only probably get a B at the max but that's an improvement from her last test. She got a C then. A bell went. I knew what time it was. The end of school bell had rung and it was time for me to go back in the horrible pencil case again.

I was shoved in the pencil case and chucked in her locker. I landed uncomfortably. Something small and green lay beside me. It was my leg! Yay! Maybe Sophia will attach it tomorrow when her spelling test comes.

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