The Crew go to a strip club

The Only Chapter

The crew had planet leave over night at a planet that could be described as a huge Vegas. There were bars, strip clubs, marriage chapels as far as the eye could see. McCoy decided to drag Sulu, Scotty, Kirk and Spock to a strip club called "Twin Planets". Referring to women's breasts you see.
"Hey Sulu! What's wrong man!?" Kirk shouted over strip club music.
"I miss my husband." He said, then continued lying on the floor weeping.
"Dang I forgot you were married." Bones explained. "You can leave now if you want."
"Thanks Doc, I'm gonna go call my husband and tell him I love him." Sulu said, then left.
"I feel so bad." McCoy said to Kirk. "Oh well, there are so many beautiful women here I can't even decided."
"Well they are all quite beautiful." Kirk said looking around.
"Man there's a Romulan girl over there. Total babe. Or is she Vulcan?"
"I don't know but Vulcan's are totally hot." Kirk said to Bones grinning.
"Yeah but I think she's Romulan."
"Who?"
"The girl I was talking about? The one you said was hot." He said in a confused tone.
"Who said anything about girls, anyway where's Spock." With that Kirk left to find Spock.
"Goddamnit am I the only one interested in girls here?" McCoy asked Scotty.
"It would seem so ey." He said while checking out the hot bartender.
"Fine whatever." He said, chugging his weird fruity space drink.
Awhile later Kirk returned holding hands with Spock.
"Yooou won't believe it guyys, we're gonna get married at the space chapel of loove." Kirk said, giving an also drunk Spock a big sloppy kiss.
"You know at this point I'm not even gonna stop you, congrats guys, let's FCKUNG go."
Then Kirk and Spock got married by a space Elvis and kissed a lot the end.