Markiplier x reader one shots

First Time

You and mark have been dating for three years and never had sex. You were kind on that "No sex before marriage" bullcrap. Mark texted you asking if you wanted to go the bar with him and his friends. You were hesitating to say yes but you finally had the courage to tell him yes. 

You and mark and his friends arrive at a bar called "Night club" (i just made that up XD) you guys find a table booth and sit down. "So (Y/N) whats it like dating mark?" Wade asks (YAY WADE XD). "Um its pretty cool i guess i mean we have been dating for three years so.'' Wade scratches the back of his neck while everyone else laughed. The waiter finally comes over and takes your orders.  "I'll have a fireball whiskey" Mark says. "I'll have bud light''. Wade says. ''Same" says Bob. The waiter looks at you and smirks. "And what would you like miss" The waiter says flexing his muscles. Mark looks at the waiter and grits his teeth while Bob and Wade snicker in the background at Marks reaction.

"I'll have a martini with no side of fuck boi". You say confidently. "Damn" Wade says. "(Y/N) i never seen that side of you". Bob says. Mark just stares at you stunned. "Well i always had a bad side when it comes to fuck boys hehe" I say proudly. The waiter comes with your orders and rolls his eyes at you. "Got a problem? Fight me bro!" You say getting pissed. The waiter smirked "Gladly" You get up but mark grabs your arm. "(Y/N)...."  You snatched your arm out of marks grasp. The waiter pushes you down while Mark Bob and Wade stand up. "Boys..sit" You say calmly. They sit down and the waiter throws a punch at you but you manage to dodge it. You look at wades beer and gets an idea. "Wade are you done with this?" You say pointing to his beer bottle. "Yeah why?" He asks skeptically. "I need it" You take his bottle and breaks it on the edge  of the table ready to cut a bitch. (LMAO) 

You come after the waiter as he starts to run away. Wade hops the table and Mark and Bob just get out their seats. Bob hold you down while Mark tries to remove the broken beer bottle from your hand. Wade blocks the waiter in case Bob let you go on accident. Mark lifts you up and you both walk to the car. 

Timey skipity skip

You and Mark arrive home and as you guys walk in you face plant on the couch and grunts and Mark chuckles. "Some night eh?" Mark asks lifting you up and placing your head on his lap and he strokes your head softly. "Yep". The silence consumed you both. "Mark?" "Hm?"  he says. "I think im ready.." Mark look at you wide eyed. "R-really?" He asks. "Yes" Mark smirked and kisses you roughly. (OH GAWD IM GONNA WRITE  IT EEEEEE IF IT SUCKS OH WELL)

Mark starts to undress you slowly as you slowly undress him. You both are now fully naked and are just rubbing your bodies together. Mark flips you over so you are underneath him. "Are you sure?" He asks. All you do is nod. "This is gonna hurt a little bit but should feel better soon" He says and you just nod again. He slowly enters his member into you. You close your eyes and winces in pain. He slowly thrusts into you making sure not to hurt you. "Mark it hurts!" You scream. "I know love just- UNGH work with me here''. He says moaning. The pain slowly decreases and the pleasure starts to pass over. You start to moan as your vaginal region is getting more moist with each stokes Mark presents. "Ahh Mar-Mark" He starts going faster. You both are moaning like crazy. "MARK!" You scream. "Ah i love it when you scream my name love but im gonna cum soon" (writing that was so uncomfortable isnt their other words!) "Me too" You say still moaning. You hit your climax and releases. Mark soon reaches his, pulls out and "oozes'' (better but not really) on you because you werent on birth control and he wasnt wearing a condom. You guys clean up the mess and lays on the couch snuggling together. "(Y/N)?'' Mark says. "Hm?'' You ask. "I love you and will always." You smile to yourself. " I love you too Mark" And with that you guys feel asleep.

YO WASSUP GUYS ITS ME IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! UM MAKE SURE YOU GUYS INBOX ME CAUSE I RAN OUT OF IDEAS AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER!! AND AS ALWAYS I SHALL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.....BUH BAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!