Rants Of Two Teenage Nerd ((Humans))

6~ Hair WTF???

Hola meh fellow Wattpaderz. Sup?

I am going to be complaining about hair. I've seen a few books here on Wattpad (Actually, I've seen nearly a hundred books on Wattpad...) that have those weird hair situations...

I must admit, my Wattpad stories tend to have those situations too.. I'm just gonna complain about my own book now because complaining about other people's books is too mainstream...

Also, Imma be callin my main gurl Emmy this time. I think I'll call her Emmy every time...

I woke up and immediately looked myself in the mirror (Because everyone loves knowing how bad they look in the morning). I brushed my light brown/nearly blonde hair *Author Inserts picture of Kristen Stewart*

I skipped my way down stairs because getting dressed is overrated and ate a gormet breakfast that I prepared in the span of three seconds (You see, cooking is easy when you're in a book). My gormet breakfast consists of *Insert description of very fancy meal because I'm too lazy to describe it*.

Once I finish my wonderful meal that I made really quickly I puke it up because I have bulimia. (Cuz every book character does, right?) 

I walk outside as the wind blew my neon pink hair (HOWD YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR COLOR, EMMY?) and got on the school bus. (Obviously, her school bus waits specifically for her cuz she's special.)

"You're ugly!" The guy with pimples and a nasally voice says to me. I hang my head (Why would you do that, Emmy?) low as I walked to the seat in the very back, dissappointed in my uglieness.

"I'm Harry." Says the crazy guy with beautiful brown curls (It's never hair, is it?).

"Why are you talking to such and ugly beast like me?" I ask the sexy guy in front of me. He pushes my blue hair out of my face (Seriously, Emmy! You need to tell me your hairdresser!).

"Because I'm into girls who are played by Kristin Stewart in the story of their life." He says while smirkin and winking and flipping his curls. (He probably looks like he's having a spasm.) 

"Okay!" I shriek and jump into his arms as we galloped into the sunrise. (I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A BUS!)

Holy crap, that was TERRIBLE. If you have ever done that in your books, let me read it so i can laugh my head off, thank you for reading! Good bye now... I promise we shall try to update more. How to be a Nerd is sort of at the huge part so we are trying to make it PERFECT! I promise, we will finish that soon. Thank you for bearing with us. Enjoy your day!

~Rose