So me and my friends went to an escape room yesterday. So me and all my friends are actual trash. Mostly me though. I made sure we did a pirate themed room because I'm One Piece trash. I even made sure I wore my OP shirt. Well we arrived there and were in the waiting room. Already I was being an idiot. I found a lone Mike&Ike sitting on a table. Just chilling there. You know what I did. I fucking ate it. I actually consumed a random price of candy which I didn't know the origins of. And to make matters worse, it didn't even taste like candy. More like dirt. So I tell my friends and they are just laughing and low key wishing they had not brought me. We wait like 5 more minutes and we go into the room. So we're shackled to a wall and it takes us like 15 minutes to get off the wall becuase my dear friend Maddy got THE FUCKING KEY STUCK IN THE LOCK. So it's cool and we manage to get some of the stuff done. We had an entire hour to try to get out of there. So we are screaming at each other and cussing profusely. Falling on the floor from laughing. And we're all on the brink of tears. So were about 3/4 out of time and we end up getting into an argument. It passes and we have like 5 minutes left. Of course we waste it and loose the challenge. A guy comes in and try to help us but we make matters worse by yelling and crying and being fucking idiots in front of him. He told us that people could hear us from the lobby. That's how loud we were. Imagine the things those poor, innocent people heard. I welcome death. Here's a picture of our failure
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If you look closely, you can see our soulless faces. Also the girl on the far rights knees look like soulless children. And the girl on the bottom lefts knee looks like a dick up close. Im on the upper right corner. You can see my lifeless face j chilling with a smile. Here are the fuckers that are in the photo. MajesticFanStories, namjinftw,thatcarebearstare, taekinks, and someone else who doesn't want to be tagged. So enjoy and know you know that we are all awful people
