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Title: OMG LYKE IM IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER’S BEST FRIEND ANS HE LIKE IS SO HOT AND IN LOVE WITH ME (DID I MENTION HES A WEREWOLF AND WERE MATES BUT IM A VAMPIRE SO LYKE ITS SO COMPLICATED UGHHHH????!!!!!)
I woke up that morning and put on my Black Veil Brides t shirt with a skull bandana and some red and black skinney jeans and a red tutu with my $90 knee high converse. I put on some mabelline mascara and some black eyeliner and teased my waist length black hair with purple streaks.
I looked at myself in the mirror. Everyone lyke says im pretty and shit buit I know theyre lying so fuck them cuz im emo bitches!! I suddenly remembered a song that reminded me of what was going on in my life:
Let's get it on, yeah, y'all can come along,
everybody drinks on me, bought out the bar,
just, to feel like I'm a star,
now I'm thankin' the academy.
Missed my ride home, lost my iPhone,
I wouldn't have it any other way,
If you're with me let me hear you say!
I like it like that, hey, windows down,
chillin' with the radio on,
I like it like that, damn, sun so hot,
make the girls take it all off,
I like it like that, Yeah,
one more time, I can never get enough,
Oh everybody, sing it right back,
I like it like that!
I like it like that
I like it like that
Until the break of dawn, yeah,
party on my lawn, whistle as the girls walk by
If the cops roll up, (So what?) pour the cops a cup,
Cuz everybody's here tonight,
call a taxi, pack the backseat,
I wouldn't have it any other way,
If you're with me let me hear you say,
I like it like that, hey, windows down,
chillin' with the radio on,
I like it like that, damn, sun so hot,
make the girls take it all off,
I like it like that, Yeah,
one more time, I can never get enough,
Oh everybody, sing it right back,
I like it like that!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, (Like that)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, (Like that)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, (Like that)
Sing it right back, I like it like that!
Homie brought the booze, I like it like that,
Cause the girls playin' beer pong in the back,
We havin' fun, partyin' till the break of dawn,
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Go grab a cup, I don't know what people waitin' on,
And I'm gonna want a girl that I know I can take home,