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HOW NOT TO WRITE A WATTPAD STORY

Title: OMG LYKE IM IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER’S BEST FRIEND ANS HE LIKE IS SO HOT AND IN LOVE WITH ME (DID I MENTION HES A WEREWOLF AND WERE MATES BUT IM A VAMPIRE SO LYKE ITS SO COMPLICATED UGHHHH????!!!!!)

I woke up that morning and put on my Black Veil Brides t shirt with a skull bandana and some red and black skinney jeans and a red tutu with my $90 knee high converse. I put on some mabelline mascara and some black eyeliner and teased my waist length black hair with purple streaks.

I looked at myself in the mirror. Everyone lyke says im pretty and shit buit I know theyre lying so fuck them cuz im emo bitches!! I suddenly remembered a song that reminded me of what was going on  in my life:

Let's get it on, yeah, y'all can come along,

everybody drinks on me, bought out the bar,

just, to feel like I'm a star,

now I'm thankin' the academy.

Missed my ride home, lost my iPhone,

I wouldn't have it any other way,

If you're with me let me hear you say!

I like it like that, hey, windows down,

chillin' with the radio on,

I like it like that, damn, sun so hot,

make the girls take it all off,

I like it like that, Yeah,

one more time, I can never get enough,

Oh everybody, sing it right back,

I like it like that!

I like it like that

I like it like that

Until the break of dawn, yeah,

party on my lawn, whistle as the girls walk by

If the cops roll up, (So what?) pour the cops a cup,

Cuz everybody's here tonight,

call a taxi, pack the backseat,

I wouldn't have it any other way,

If you're with me let me hear you say,

I like it like that, hey, windows down,

chillin' with the radio on,

I like it like that, damn, sun so hot,

make the girls take it all off,

I like it like that, Yeah,

one more time, I can never get enough,

Oh everybody, sing it right back,

I like it like that!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, (Like that)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, (Like that)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, (Like that)

Sing it right back, I like it like that!

Homie brought the booze, I like it like that,

Cause the girls playin' beer pong in the back,

We havin' fun, partyin' till the break of dawn,

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-like-it-like-that-lyrics-hot-chelle-rae.html ]

Go grab a cup, I don't know what people waitin' on,

And I'm gonna want a girl that I know I can take home,

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 17, 2011 ⏰

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