Bananas?

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The video above is banana by minions in despicable me... you'll know when to play it.

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Fuck My Life.

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Matt hey. How are you today?" are fucking kidding me how are you I mean like seriously I just met him 30 minutes ago. "Ashley what the hell are those." he said pointing at the pills in my hand. "Uhhhhh its a .... banana?" I more like questioned myself. Hello brain are you there? Apparently not. Banana huh pssst tsk tsk really banana you out of all the things int his fucked up world you chose banana how tf is this a banana.

Matt gave me the do-you-think-i'm-dumb-what-the-fuck look. He stepped forward and I backwards this continued till I finally hit the wall. Now you see I maybe 5'7 ish but compared to a 6'3 Matt i'm teeny tiny so therefore Matt towered me by a whole 7 inches + 5 more because I kind of scooched down a bit.

"Ashley show it." I reluctantly and I mean very very very - I think you get the point - reluctantly handed over the little box. He snatched it from my hand and read the label which very much prominently said in bold blue letters 'ANTI-DEPRESSANT PILLS please take one each day more then one can cause an overdose resulting in fainting, vomiting, loose bowel movement, other diseases and in worst cases DEATH'. Yeah the letter Death was in bold.

"Care to explain what you are doing with these?" he rubbed the bottle or box whatever you'd call it in my face. "Do I have a choice?" I squinted my eyes and gave him a smile which said 'I'm trying to poop but look good at the same time'. "No no you don't have a choice." he scrunched his eyebrows and crossed his arms indicating that he's not going anywhere. Huh stubborn egotistical bastard Matt. "Well then..... bananas." What is with me and these bananas.

It's like he read my mind. "What is with you and these bananas?" or maybe he did read my mind Omg my friends a mind reader. "Huh now that you ask me it reminds me that I had a nightmare about bananas in whic......." unfortunately Matt held me by my shoulders and shook me. "Ashley stop it and tell me."

"How about I show it?" I smirked, i'm surprised how cool I am with Matt finding out about my pills. "Ummmm Okay then show it." I pulled out my phone went on youtube typed in 'Bananas by Minion' and shoved my phone screen in his face. (A/N: If you dont get it yet you have to play the video up above right now.)

"What is this?" Matt looked at me horrified.Psst how can he not know of minions huh tsk tsk. "Uhh minions duh you know those yellow adorable creatures from despicable me." Duh.

"I know what they are it was like uhhh ahhhhh fuck this you sit down." I sit down.

"Now answer my questions simply understood?" Woah intimidating Matt taking over and let me tell you he's not pretty that way.

"Understood." I nodded my head up and down again and again and again and again until Matts hand came and held my head. "Good now tell me why were you taking these pills." He glared at me with his big green eyes. I'm pretty sure my face must look like a pale beaten up Chihuahua.

"Uhh Matt......" Should I tell him? he would be the first one to know the actual reason. Can I trust him? Why does this have to be hard? Do what you want to but remember think before you do.

You're right weird inner voice.

"It all goes back......"

"What are you two doing?"

Oh oh oh great great just fucking fantastic like Matt walking in wasn't bad enough now him screw my life fuck my life I dont know just do something with my life.

Thomas's P.O.V

I was gathering up logs for the bonfire when I realized some sarcasm was missing Ahhh yes Ashley. Where is she? I have to say that her dance was amazing Damn that girls got talent she is like everything in one but that doesn't mean I want her. Right? right right yes yes. I spotted Eve sitting there talking with Eduardo well aleast Ashley's and Bee's plan worked. Yeah they filled us all up on the plan expect Eve ofcourse.

I walked over to Eve. "Hey listen have you seen Ashley?" she looked up looking like she was just laughing. How can I tell? well she has the most biggest grin implanted on her face. "Uhhhh I don't know you can ask Bee I think she is with Josh." well okay.

I walked over to where Josh was and saw a bunch of other dudes and dudettes. Dudettes is my version of girls kewl right? No. Well I don't really care. I searched through the crowd of teenagers and found a familiar mop of blonde hair. "Oye Bee where is Ashley."

"Shhhh dont tell me. Omg is that Selena Gomez." she pointed to basically well no one. She is drunk off her ass. "You're drunk." I questioned less stated more. "Don't tell Parker. Now what were you saying." she slurred and giggled and burped all at the same time. "Where is Ashley?"

She scrunched up her face squinted her eyes and placed her hand on her head as if thinking very carefully. Mean while I saw Matt going in one of the beach houses in which the cabins were situated. Maybe he knows I turned around to leave when a hand grabbed me it was Bee. "Doraaaaaaaa!" she screamed in my face Oh alcohol breath is the worst. Blah.

"Come on lets take you to Eve Okaaay." I said slowly as if talking to a 3 year old. "No I wanna party." she screamed in my face yet again. "Yeah okay." what I really meant was Hell No. I grabbed her by the arm and started dragging her after a few kicks, punches, pinches, slaps and screams -all which I received- later I finally brought her to Eve.

"Take care of her will you." I shoved Bee into Eveand ran toward the small hut/house. I heard voices from a room which I recognized to be Ashley's I walked over and entered ans saw Ashley sitting on her bed with a very intimidating looking Matt holding her head in his hand.

What in the fucking world is happening?

"What are you two doing?"

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Hey guys early update I know I know you love me. Again oh not again so many secrets when will I tell you probably never. Just Kidding. *smiles mischievously*. Ok so I hope you liked this chapter cuz I know I enjoyed alot writing it. Plus minions are bae. Hahahahaha. So if you guys have any questions or anything feel free to ask them.

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Fatima :)

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