Terrible Fanfiction Writings

Four

Once Dip had finally finished sobbing, he felt like getting some food. So he went to the local store. There he saw a Wendy.
"Oh my gosh Wendy I love you" Dipprr said, throwing himself dramatically into her arms.
"Yeah cool dude. I'm buying cabbage right now shush" Wendy said, picking up the perfect cabbage.
"It's beautiful..." She whispered.
"Wendy why are you awkwardly obsessed with cabbage?" Dippeer asked.
"BECAUSE" Wendy replied, transforming into a werewolf for no reason. She, holding her cabbage, broke through the wall and ran into the forest that was conveniently located beside the store.
"Well then." Dipper said, very surprised. Then Dipper carried on with his day and bought a jar of pickles.
Meanwhile, Stan was watching The Dutchess Approves. For once, he wasn't thoroughly confused and didn't even sip a Pitt Cola. He was very pleased at this.
Suddenly, downstairs, Ford randomly appeared.
"Oh look I am here now! HA! Cool." Ford proclaimed.
Ford proceeded to walk up the stairs. A Pitt Cola was waiting at the top of the steps, just in front of the vending machine.
"Cool bro." Ford took a sip.
"Radical." Ford was using these words in an attempt to sound cool and hip. It was working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He could feel himself being so hip. He was so hip, he changed into a 14 year old.
"Niiiiiiiice. Bro."
14 year old Ford opened up the vending machine and went to the TV room to say hi to Stan.
"How ya diddly doin, Stan?"
Stan was so thoroughly confused (because Ford was 14) that he snatched the Pitt Cola right out of young Ford's hand so he could merely sip it.
Well that's it for this time
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