When I was a little women, about 6 years young, my step mother gave birth to me, coming out of the womb was easy as can be, it was fun and I shot out like a pee. Never have I ever thought that I would be turning 16 and starting school next week. Step mother and uncle shi ite, wasn't taking me school shopping so I have to take a trip to the hand me down yard sale, the pants and shirts are pretty expensive like $1.00, the best part of it is that the little girl panties, socks and chest holders are free and so are their tooth brushes, oh how I longed to have one of those, I always wondered how it felt when millions of little brush hairs grinding and rubbing against my mouth bones.
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The next morning as I was about to leave the cottage, step mother told me I couldn't go because I had to watch the baby fishes while they go out to gamble, I never knew where they got their money and I was always afraid to ask. "But step mother, I cleaned everything including your chamber pot", I said, " who's going to watch the fish and make sure they don't drown? " she screamed. She wasn't a patient lady. When they left to the casino I had to sneek away from the cottages just enough so the cameras don't see me leaving. Once I was out I began to stroll down the rode on my donkey, to the yard sale. Once I got there, there was so much stuff I couldn't help myself but that didn't stop me from going completely silly. Down the pantie section I found a pink pair with poop stains but that didn't stop me from taking them, then suddenly in the corner of my eye I saw the tooth brushes, quickly running over I saw a blue brush with yellow stains in it's brissels, that only made me want it more. When I was running to the counter, I tripped on what seemed to be a pile of human feces, oh no! How could I have disturbed a mountain of Mother Nature, who Evers shart that was, is going to be mad, looking around seeing if no one saw me, I quickly shoved the raw crud nugget in my dry face hole, tasting like over done Mac and cheese sitting over night; I shoved the rest in my pocket. Next thing I knew a boy, just my age was standing upon me, "what the poop face are you doing?!", embarrassed I stood up and said " I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. It tasted so lovely ", yelling now he said " that was mine I called dibs on it, waiting a hour for it to sit and marinade in the sun!" And in that moment I knew that I was in some deep s**t. Saying to him "I'm sorry I'll be leaving now, you have fun", I reached in my pocket and gave him the rest of the human manure and walked away.
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I headed home just in time before step mother and uncle did. They walked in and looked at me as if I did something I wasn't supposed to. Giving me dirty looks and ignoring everything I said. " so how was gambling" I said, "none of your business you little s**t". With that uncle shi ite came In frantic like he just saw his own mother giving birth to himself, "where's the donkey?", oh no I was running so hard down the street that I forgot about our own donkey. "I think he ran away" I implied "shut up, little fart sniffer and go find him", leaving me with only that, I got so mad I felt every dingle Berry in me cringe. How dare he insult me. I left the cottage and went to the yard sale where I had left him, the manager looked at me like I was a dirty hobo that just walked into express. "Do you know where me hairy donkey is?" I asked, " oh yes he's over in the kid section". Walking over I found him, there he stood, oh so Handsome and silk like a hairy buttery pancake left to sit in the cold and harden. " there you are". I took him home just in time to hibernate.
