A couple of freaks

Chapter 6

A/N Picture is of how I imagine Castiel looks. Also this chapter turned out rather vulgar and stupid. So sorry I'm not sorry.
-few months time skip-
It is the week before the wedding and everything is going well. Yeah, I don't believe myself either. It is currently a Friday night that is going to end in complete and utter chaos. My reasoning for this is that tonight both the bachelor and bachelorette parties are being held. Castiel, Beckum, Calum, and Michael are going out to a bar or something. Then Makayla, Demi, Sam, and I are going to be at Demi's house partying. I'm honestly scared for my life. I'm however thankful that Carter is staying at his friends house and not with us because he doesn't need to see his mother drunk. It ain't a pretty sight to behold. Anyways I'm currently getting ready to head over to Demi's. I'm currently wearing a cheesy tank top the girls got me that says 'Bride' and some ripped black skinny jeans. I put on my favorite shoes that are some beat up black doc martens and headed out the door. I made my way to Demi's house which basically was just walking across the street. When I got to the door I was greeted by Makayla who had a similar tank top to mine on that said 'bitch of the bride'. I'm going to guess Demi has one to.
"Hey you finally showed up!" She said ushering me in.
"Yes, sadly."
"It isn't going to be that bad we will only get slightly drunk." She said walking me to the kitchen.
"That's what you always say before you get wasted." I said as we entered the kitchen.
"She has a point. You do say that every time we go out." Sam chimed in from the dinner table.
"Joey your here now we can get this parted started." Demi said walking over to me.
"Oh joy." I said as Demi put one of those veils you get from a party store on my head.
"Any ways let's eat then we shall get the boose out." Demi said.
We then ate some pizza and plenty of sweets. Then Demi went to get whatever alcoholic beverages she had bought. While I started the music that I thankfully got to choose because I didn't feel like listening to country which is most of what Demi has. We sat down in the living room and Demi had brought out bottles of whiskey, vodka, and wine. I just sat for a good thirty minutes and talked to them because I'm not a fan of alcohol. Then after a while  they had gotten a little tipsy. The door bell rang and Demi ran to answer it while stumbling slightly. I heard some talking and Demi walked back in with what looked like a group of.......... Oh god she didn't.
"What's a bachelorette party without male strippers!" She yelled
Every thing went a little wild after that. I simply sat as far away from everything as I could with out catching the girls attention. I knew if I tried to sneak away they would just pull me back. So I sat there and watched them make fools of them selves as they danced with the strippers. I was about to sneak away when Makayla yelled at one and accused him of stealing her stripper name she had made up. That was when I decided to step in. I had the strippers leave and tried to get the three as sober as possible.
"Jooooooooeeeeeeeyyyyyy." Demi whined.
"What?" I asked trying to figure out a way of escape.
"We haven't given you our gifts yet and your already trying to leave!" Demi said clearly stillage bit drunk.
"I told you no gifts."
"Yes but you didn't have a bridal party so we got some anyway."
I decided it was best to wait this out instead of leaving. Plus knowing them they probably got me something that would make me laugh. First Sam gave me two boxes. The first one had some books and movies I had been wanting so it was nothing out of the ordinary. Then the second box was well something that he claimed would come in handy on my wedding night and was made from a lot of lace. (a/n come up with your own conclusion.) next makayla gave me a bag and inside were a matching set of shirts. One said strange and other said unusual. She had also bought me.....condoms? Wait there's a note 'one of these has a bunch of holes in it. Have fun ;)'. Now for Demi's gift and I am already scared to open it. Demi gave me a bag that contained a nice dress and jewelry but what was wrapped in the dress is what got me. It was a box of pregnancy tests.
"You guys seriously want me to have kids." I said through laughter.
            Later the girls and Sam had passed out drunk and decided to go home. It wasn't that late so I sat in the living room and watched one of the movies Sam gave me. As I was about to put on another one I heard the door open. In came a wasted Castiel being guided by Calum.
"I'm guessing you boys had fun."
"Yeah um sorry Castiel's a bit wasted but want to know something that will make up for it?"
"What is it?"
"We all pissed off the strippers because one was Castiel's ex."
"Oh. My. God." I said laughing my ass off.
"Well I better get going I still have to take the rest of the guys home."
"Ok bye." I said and lead him out.
"Jooolllleeeiiiiggghhhhh!" A drunk Castiel whined.
"Ok your piss drunk now off to bed." I said trying to get him upstairs.
"But I don't want to." He slurred.
            This ended up being a good thirty minute struggle but I somehow managed to get him into bed. The second he laid down he was out. I grabbed a trash bin, some aspirin, and a bottle of water knowing he was going to have a unpleasant morning. Then I settled into bed next to him. I slowly slipped into a peaceful sleep. Then ended up waking up the next morning to Castiel vomiting in the trash bin.