Rusty Disguise (Jojian)*Frank

come with me and you'll see, a world of pure imagination

Letting the reigns go to the unfolding
is faith, faith, faith, faith
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
is faith, faith, faith, faith
Science has failed our world

 "ore waaa ochinchin, ochinchin." (I know what he said to you, don't play gay retard with me.) Chin-Chin said sternly griping Ian by his hair "Augh, let me go you cunt." Ian squirmed trying to escape from the higher being then feeling a diamond in crusted ring pop fall out of his back pocket 'how the hell does that happen?' Ian thought out of embarrassment. Chin-Chin released Ian and picked up the Ring noticing amateur carvings on the side reading both Ian and Frank's names, it disgusted the dark lord by first glance then hatched a manipulative decisive plan that brought his cracked face to a twisted smile.

  "o-ochinchin ga daisuki." (you like Francis of the filth, don't you?" Chin-Chin asked looking at Ian "s-so what you probably fucking ate him already." Ian said scoffing "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki.. nandayo." (no shit-ass, I can help you with your... gentlemen problems.) Chin-Chin assured grabbing Ian's attention "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki." (i'll lead you to him if you do me a favour,) Chin-Chin sneered "ore waaa." (convert your useless lifeform into a henchman of mine as a chromosome donour.) Chin-Chin proposed.

 "How can I trust you?" Ian responded crossing his arms, Chin-Chin grunted pulling out a crumpled piece of paper tossing it at Ian urging him to read the shitty letter 'Dear idubbz, I like you too and shit i'll even get a little bit sexuuaal with you. I don't mind the fact you have a dick like ladies have 30% of dick right, right? Love, Frank̴̗̻̭̖u ' the letter brought Ian to tears he never knew Frank would return such feelings towards him "ochinchin." (do you accept?) Chin-Chin asked extending his hand infront of the teary eyed man "o-oh....HELL YEAH." Ian agreed  uniting his hand with the dark lord's sealing the contract "ORE WAA." (the war has just begun.) Chin-Chin laughed dementedly echoing throughout the realm causing the atmosphere of fear to rise in the sunny realm as crows seemingly flew out of nowhere screeching and swarming the two, the last sound and sight Ian ever witnessed.