It all began in Aug. 14 2002, when everything was peaceful. No crimes, no pieces of shits, and no pollution. A man was walking down the park and "accidentally" stepped on a baby.
"Nigga, watch where you're going u faggot" the baby said to the man
"Nigga fuck you. I will put my dick in your ass if you dont show some respect" the man replied
"How about this for respect. Eat my shit" the baby said with anger
They argued for hours and finally a bear came and molested the man. He did a fatality as well and drank some liqour.
"Are you ok ma nigga?" the bear asked
"I'm alright a nigga. Fuck that faggot over there dude. And yo, that fatality was awesome dude." the baby replied.
Now this part is a bit real-ish
After a few years, 12 or 13 i dont give a fuck he moved to Canada and he lived inside a house called "Gag Factory" where you go and do your little thing like "UHHH" and "AAAAAAH" and a little bit of "OHHHHH" but thats besides the point. So he grew up with the bear and basically the bear was his best friend.
Now this is the part where they were at the store --Walmart yeah-- tryna buy milk and eggs.
"Nigga, where do i buy this shit right here?" the bear said showing the piece-of-shit the grocery list
"Nigga is you blind?" the piece-of-shit replied
"Oh. Shit nigga I is blind. i gotta go to Dr. imblindhelp and check my eyes"
So now they were leaving the store aight? So this girl walked right past them aight?
"DAAAAAAAAYYUMMM GURRLLL" The bear said
"Wow really? 'DAAAAAAYUM' was the only thing you could think of? Ill show you how to slide into her dm dude watch" The piece-of-shit said
so the piece of shit -- you know what imma name him. Uhh.... Lolololfuckyou. That fits perfectly. And no its not the writer no no no its a different Lolololfuckyou aight? so Lolololfuckyou came up to the girl and said
"My dick died, can i bury it on your ass?" and that exact moment where shit went down
The girl giggled aight? SHE FUCKING GIGGLED! AIGHT!? so Lolololfuckyou went on and said
"Oh? That's what chu gon do to me huh? Giggle? AYO BEAR BACK ME UP HERE!" Lolololfuckyou said
The bear popped out behind his homie, Lolololfuckyou and said "WAT DID YOU DO BITCH?"
holding up his middle finger.
The girl winked at the both of 'em and gave Lolololfuckyou his digits so basically their plan worked. see the plan was to hit on the girl then try to drop off hints. Hints like "gimme your number" but in a different way. i dont fucking know
go to the next part for more. i aint tellin shit here
