It was a typical Saturday night, when my older sister got an invite to the annual hoedown.. you would think its the dance but little did you know it's a place where hoes get down. Miley Cyrus was gonna be there so I had to go with my sister. We got in her car and once we got there I knew I was in perfect attire. I had my Mickey Mouse sweater on, my 'Justice' Jeggings, my emoji earings from Claire's, and my favorite flip flops that were hot pink from Gap. I knew I was gonna rock these bitches. There were a bunch of thick bitches dancing all over me and I couldn't help but touch the booty.. But I had to keep my eye on the prize, finding Miley. I asked everyone where she was at and I kept hearing the same answer the "Hoedown show room". I finally stumbled across it and boom there was Miley I saw her jumping up and down on something but couldn't see what. I peaked open the door some more and it was her dads dick, Billy Ray Cyrus. I was in shock... But I didn't know what to be in shock more Miley's boobs shakin and she bounced on her dads dick or that she was getting his good ol' country dick and I wasn't. They finally realized I was standing there at the door way but Miley didn't stop doing the dirty, she then asked me if I wanted to join to become a threesome. My sister wasn't around, and it was a once in a live opportunity to have sex with Miley and Billy, I guess you can get the best of both worlds.
