I'm Pat:1

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I'm Pat the poop. I live in Sewalot with my mum(Pam),dad(Bob) and sister(Patricia).

"Mum," I called "Can we go to SGB(Sewalot Grilled Burgers)"

"You know we're going to order SOC (Sewalot Ordering Cod) and that's that" mum replied.

"Huh," I muttered.Why aren't people nice to me.

"Pat." "Paaaat silly, stop daydreaming" I opened my eyes to see Patricia staring right at me.Her eyes fixed my gaze.

Suddenly, I had an idea on how I'd get an SGB.

"Mum," I asked,"Can I go to Billy's?"...


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