I'm Pat the poop. I live in Sewalot with my mum(Pam),dad(Bob) and sister(Patricia).
"Mum," I called "Can we go to SGB(Sewalot Grilled Burgers)"
"You know we're going to order SOC (Sewalot Ordering Cod) and that's that" mum replied.
"Huh," I muttered.Why aren't people nice to me.
"Pat." "Paaaat silly, stop daydreaming" I opened my eyes to see Patricia staring right at me.Her eyes fixed my gaze.
Suddenly, I had an idea on how I'd get an SGB.
"Mum," I asked,"Can I go to Billy's?"...
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Diary of Pat the poop
AdventurePat and his friend Billy live in the town of Sewerlot they go on an adventure and meet things called Humans...