1)I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and down wanna see your ugly mug everyday.
2)You go girl! And don't come back.
3)Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
4)Boy: "You're not my type." Girl: "Why, cause I can read??"
5)You'd be in good shape...if you ran as much as your mouth.
6)You: I'm going to be a comedian one day! Me: *Bursts into fits of giggles* You: Whats so funny? Me: *gasps* oh! you were being serious, i'm sorry.
7)You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.
8)You: "Why are you here?" Me: "Well... Heaven didn't want me, And hells afraid I'll take over."
9) You sound better with your mouth closed.
10)Look at you your in perfect shape...............for a circle
Ill add more later
