The Friend Zone - Every Guy's Hell

Chapter 2

Dedicated to pnoah1 for telling me how to get rid of writer's block, "this is how you get rid of writers block... beat your head into a wall until it hurts then it disappears"

Chapter 2

Most of the week had past, awkwardly. Lainy would barely look at me. Did I disgust her that much? Is that why she had believed Amber so easily? Didn't she trust me? Why do I sound like a girl? What's with all these questions? What is the meaning of life!? Am I going crazy!?

“Yes.” I turn around to see my best friend, Tyler.

“What are you doing here?” I ask, I'm sitting on the bleachers in the gym.

“Free period is over, it’s time for class. You can’t skip again.” He was right, I skipped class a lot, most often for sex. Who am I kidding, sex was the only reason.

“Sorry, I was just thinking.”

“Chyeah, thinking out loud.” He snorted.

“What!?”

“Yeah, ‘What is the meaning of life!? Am I crazy!?’” He mocked in a fake British accent, as we walked out of the gym.

“I’m not British you know!” I smacked him on the back of the head.

“Isn’t your aunt British or something, so your part British. You probably have an accent or something…” I face palm.

“She’s my aunt by marriage! She’s not biologically related to me!”

“Whatever man, you know I flunked bio.” I face palmed, again. Since when do you need an A in biology to see I don’t have a British accent!?

“Calm down, just pissed about the Lainy thing. Why di you like her anyway? She’s just a little brat.” He growled.

“Shut up! You just don’t like her because she beat you up, in front of the whole school.”

He looked at me angrily, “You said you wouldn’t mention that ever again. Plus I wasn’t feeling good.” He defended himself.

“Sure.” I say, skeptically. “It’s your fault anyway, you insulted her.”

“All I did was ask her why she wasn’t a stripper. Gosh, it’s not like I groped her.”

“Yes you did.” I remember it like it was yesterday, mostly because it was. Lainy was busy ignoring me, again. She was wearing super tight, almost painted on jeans and a skin tight, low neck shirt. It was killing me, and almost every guy in school. One of the guys staring at her lustfully groped her quickly, before running away. Me and Lainy quickly ran after him, only to find out it was my sex crazed best friend, Tyler. Tyler apparently didn’t notice Lainy standing in the corner of the science room, where we had chased him, because he said, “Sorry dude but she is HOT! Why isn’t she a stripper, I mean does she hate me, why doesn’t she want me dreams to come true!?” He whined.

Lainy walked up to him and slapped him, hard. By then the entire student body was crowded around us screaming, ‘Fight, fight!’. Lainy then used her awesome ninja powers, she’s a red belt in karate, [A/N the belt just before black belt.]to flip Tyler, punch him in the gut and then kick him in the balls. He groaned and tried to get up, he failed miserably of course. He’s hated her ever since. He’ll probably get over it soon, considering that happened yesterday.

Tyler waving his hand in front of my face brought me back to reality.

“Whatever, she’s too strong for a girl, are even sure she’s a girl?”

“Are you saying you think you groped a guy? And yes she’s a girl have you seen her!?” I questioned, I mean seriously she’s hot, like super amazingly awesome Victoria’s secret model hot. Who is Victoria, what’s her secret? Anyway like I was thinking Lainy is HOT! In her own nerdy way, but still. I loved her, I think. Whatever, it doesn’t matter. I told myself quickly.

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After school I headed home, by myself, for the fifth time this week. But at least there was something to be happy about, today was Friday, the last day of school before Christmas break. Well technically winter break, but whatever. Anyway my family was going to visit some friends, more like clients, for Christmas in London. Did I mention my mom is a fashion designer? No, ok, whatever, I don’t care. She could be a hobo prostitute, I wouldn’t care. Ok maybe I would, but the point is, I DON’T CARE. She’s probably gonna get in some fashion show while we’re there anyway and my dad is probably going to make us eat out every night. You see my dad is a food critic, there’s not much work for people like my parents in this small, little town in Washington, so my parents are always gone. When did I last see them, Thanksgiving maybe? I don’t know. They didn’t come on my birthday, the day after thanksgiving because they ‘had to’ leave after only staying two hours at 4 o’clock for dinner. What kind of parent is that? You could say I was more than pissed at them, but then again they deserved it.

After ranting to myself about my horrible parents for about an hour I decided to walk to the park. Right as I turned the corner into the park, what did I see? Lainy making out with Tyler. FML.

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Short? Yup, sorry :(