Sugar Daddy

July

PROMPT: Overhead while walking to the parking lot, on campus: an actual real-life college-student + sugar daddy AU in the making:
Male College Student: so I think my roommate's older brother is, like, hitting on me.
Female College Student: really??
Male Student: yeah, well...like, he's like helping us out with rent and stuff? And he, like, wants to hang out a lot...like, even with just me, like, Roommate isn't even there...and then he bought Roommate's books for next semester, except he asked if I wanted to come to the bookstore, and then he bought my books. Like, I didn't let him buy all of them 'cause I felt weird. But then he bought me dinner. So, like...
Female Student: (half-joking) is he hot?
Male Student: uhhh...I guess? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I dunno.
Female Student: wait, though, is this like a creepy thing? Is he creepy?
Male Student: no! No, dude, he's not like–like he's actually a pretty cool guy, like he's paying for Roommate to go to college and helping us out, and he's all smart, like he's a lawyer and shit, and he's, like, chill, y'know, and–
Female Student: oh my god you like, LIKE him.
Male Student: (loudly enough that heads turn) I'M NOT GAY.
Female Student: you totally like him!
Male Student: BUT I'M NOT GAY.
Female Student: you're, like, gay FOR HIM.
Male Student: (stops walking) BUT–FUCK.
Female Student: you could, like, be dating a lawyer!
...at which point, because they'd stopped walking, I had to maneuver around them and pretend I'd not been eavesdropping, and find my car.
We may never know the outcome, but I like to think that Sudden Epiphany College Student and Roommate's Hot Lawyer Older Brother are now happily dating. (I also wonder what Roommate thinks of this–as a friend I imagine he is pleased–and whether he was secretly hoping for this outcome.)
Anyway, though: imagine your OTP.
I want this so much!! Someone please write Destiel story based on this !!

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"We're finally unpacked. About time damn time!" Dean dropped the last box on the floor in his bedroom and stood back up. He stretched, feeling his back pop and groaned at how good that felt. They'd spent the last two hours hauling boxes up from a tiny UHaul rental trailer to their equally tiny apartment, and he was glad to be finished. He heard a laugh from somewhere else in the apartment and then his roommate Alfie was sticking his head in the room.

"It was mostly your record collection."

Dean grinned and flipped his friend off.

"Come on, let's order a pizza."

"Oh, pizza, that sounds good. Do we have the money for that though?" Alfie asked. His stomach rumbled loud enough that even Dean could hear it.

"Dude, I have coupons and a pizza fund. We are getting pizza." He pushed past his friend and headed for the kitchen, where he had left his phone charging.

"I want pepperoni!" Alfie followed after. "And whatever else you want on it."

"How's a meat lover's sound?" Dean asked as he sorted through his phone for the number to the pizza joint.