Chapter 50

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Hey guys, sorry i didnt do the Halloween chapter on Halloween. I got lazy after taking candy from strangers. And I couldn't throughout this weekend. So i added more to the story than just the Halloween part of it. So its gonna be much longer. Lets go!!!

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Shane's P.O.V

This morning, at like 7 a.m, my sleep was rudely interrupted by a splatting sound. I sat up and rubbed my eyes because all i could see was a blur. Once i could see again, i looked out the window. All i saw was a yellow splat of something on the window. Then i realized, its Halloween. Great. I looked out the window, through the egg yoke, and there were 3 teenagers laughing there head off. I started yelling the words fucking kids. That's when I noticed that Joey was still asleep. He started moving so i stood still. Once he stopped moving, and i was sure he was still asleep, i got up and walked to the closet. I decided to not be a doughnut this year. Ill be a doughnut next year. This year, im going to be Shanaynay. To my surprise, now that i think about it, i have never been Shanaynay. Wow. Ok so once i got my Shanaynay outfit on, i layed back in bed next to Joey. I sat there and waited for Joey to get up. It took a good 30 minutes for him to get up, but once he did, he nearly had a heart attack.

Shanaynay: Happy Halloween you gay little bitch

Joey: AAAAAHHHHHH

He sounded like a little girl. I started dying.

Joey's P.O.V

OH MY GOD!!! I get up to see Shanaynay in front of me. My heart dropped and i nearly died.

Joey: Not funny, Shane

Shanaynay: Excuse me, but i am Shanaynay. I dont even know why you mistaked me for that bitch ass nigga. Im fa-bu-lous. Shane is just a pussy. Hahaha just kidding, can i have a kiss?

Joey: Im sorry Shanaynay. Im taken.

We both laughed and then i pulled Shane's head in and kissed him. Or is it safe to say her. Haha so then i sat up.

Shane: These kids threw eggs at our window.

Joey: Fuck...

I said under my breath hoping Shane didnt hear me. But of course he did.

Shane: Woah Joey, big words.

Joey: Im sorry, they do this every year. And I thought you were going to be a doughnut?

Shane: Well that's next year. I just realized i haven't been Shanaynay yet.

Joey: Wow. So, what time did you wake up for this "prank"?

Shane: Huh? Oh the one i did when you woke up? I didnt even think about doing it yesterday. I woke up to the egg sounds and decided to get ready. I got lazy after i finished changing and laid back in bed. Then i was thinking, well what if he woke up to me like this. Then i was thinking on what to say then you woke up. You know the rest from there.

Makes more sense

Joey: Oh

Shane: Yea. Happy Halloween babe.

I smiled

Joey: Well i should get into my fin costume.

Shane: Huh?

Joey: My fin costume. I got fin from adventure time. Yesterday. Remember?

Shane's P.O.V

Oh that's what it is

Shane: Oh

Joey: Yup

Shane: Hey Joey?

Joey: Yea Shane?

Shane: Leave your hair down. Dont do it. Or flat iron it.

Joey: Ok

So Joey got up and went to the bathroom. I took my gun that i use to play Shanaynay and put it in my pocket. I may need it later. Just to let yall know, it's fake. When Joey got out, he looked fucking hot. He had on a blue shirt that showed his abs, some jeans, a green book bag, and a white hat with ears. He even flat ironed his hair and had it stick out in the front. He looked fucking hot. When Joey looked at me, he smiled and giggled.

Shane: What?

He made a gesture to my pants. I looked down and i was hard as fuck. I felt my cheeks burn as i covered myself. Joey was blushing as well. I inched my way to the bathroom and shut the door. Ok think. Dead puppies, Miley Cyrus' ass hole, the inside of Amanda Bynes' mind, um um Lisa, ahhhh that's better. I finally stopped myself from being hard, again. When i got out, i saw Joey on the floor, dying.

Shane: Shut up, it's not funny.

Joey: *gasp*

I rolled my eye. When Joey stopped laughing, finally, i went to the kitchen. I started making bacon and pancakes. When i was finished, i shaped his pancake as a penis and i used whip cream to make....you know...... So i blindfolded Joey and walked him to the kitchen. I sat him down.

Joey: Mmmmm smells like pancakes

I took off his blindfold

Joey: Ahh!! Shane what the hell is that?!

Shane: Your breakfast

Joey: Shane

Shane: HAHAHAHA

Joey's P.O.V

After we ate, Shane ran to the bathroom. He had something in his hands. He locked the door. I knocked hard. He didnt answer. So i took my key and opened the door. I found Shane sitting on the toilet eating candy. He stared at me likes child trying to look innocent.

Joey: Shane!!!

Shane: Hi Joey. Whats up?

Joey: Those weren't for you. Gawd Jesus Shane.

Shane looked at me with puppy eyes.

Shane: I love you

Then we broke into laughter. I took the candy from his hands.

Shane: Joey! That's so unfair!!

I walked up to him, kissed him, and walked away. So me and Shane sat on the couch. He looked at me with puppy eyes.

Joey: What happened Shane?

Shane: Well, I don't get kisses as much as I used to get them.

Joey: The candy or me?

Shane: You. It's seems almost awkward for you. Well, not really, we just don-

I quickly pulled him in for a kiss. I love him. It's not awkward. So we kissed for about 4 minutes. When he moved away, he was smiling. I smiled back.

Shane: Thanks

I nodded

Joey: So what do you want to-

*bzzzzzz*, a vibration came from my pants. *Bzzzz* I was still staring at Shane

Shane: You might want to check that.

I took out my phone. It was still vibrating. So I picked up the phone.

Joey: Hello?

Luke: Hey buddy

Joey: Hey Luke, whats up.

Luke: Listen, I'm throwing a Halloween party and I was wondering if you and Shane might want to come

Joey: Hold on, let me ask him. I'll call you back.

Luke: Ok bye

Joey: Bye

So I hung up the phone then turned to Shane

Joey: Shane, do you want to go to Luke's Halloween party?

Shane: Sure. We have just about nothing to do.

So I called Luke

Luke: So

Joey: We are going

Luke: Great. It starts at 5 and ends at like 4am

Joey: Damn Luke-

I glanced at the clock

Joey: -are you sure your going to be okay handling that? I already know that just about every YouTuber is gonna be there.

Luke: Don't worry. Just come and have a good time and leave. I've got all the big stuff.

Joey: Okay thanks Luke

Luke: See ya here

Joey: Ok bye

We hung up. I glanced at the clock again. 4:36.

Shane: What time does it start?

Joey: At 5

Shane: Wanna get there early?

Joey: Sure

We got in the car and drove to Luke's. When we got there, Luke was standing at the door.

Luke: Omg hey guys

Shane & Joey: Hey Luke.

Luke: How's the happy couple?

Shane's P.O.V

Me and Joey blushed harshly. So when did he figure it out? So out of no where, me and Joey both, at the same time, nervously smiled and put our thumbs up. Luke laughed.

Luke: Oh god. Y'all are too much. Go have fun. The place is almost full.

Joey glanced at his watch. It said 5:14.

Shane: So how long is this party going on until?

Joey & Luke: 4am

They looked at each other and laughed. I was confused

Luke: Ok guys you can go. There's drinks, music, etc. The normal Luke party where it-


Joey: Luke, we get it.

Luke: Ok have fun

Me and Joey walked in and...wow. I have always loved Lukes partys, but this topped it off. I looked around and almost every youtuber we knew was here. They were all Kalel came up to us.

Kalel: Oh my god hey Joey, hey Shane

She gave us a hug. Then she kept talking to Joey. I looked around and this one person caught my eye. Lisa. She was standing on the middle of the stairs, talking to Cat. She had a drink in her hand. So after a few minutes of being mesmorized, Kalel snapped her fingers in my face. I flinched then i realized they asked me a question. They were both looking at me, confused.

Shane: Wh-what?

Kalel: Shane, are you ok?

Shane: Im fine, I was just in thought

Kalel: Oh ok. I had asked if you wanted to do a collab with me one day.

Shane: Sure, why not.

Kalel: Great, Ill text you about it soon.

Shane: Ok

Joey: Why are you so quiet Shane? You usually would have cracked abut 10 jokes by now. You're sure your ok?

Shane: Im fine

Kalel: Great. Ok ill catch up with you guys later

Joey: Ok bye

She ran away and i watched her. Then she disappeared. Joey grabbed my hand.

Joey: Shane what happened?

Shane: Nothi-

Joey: Dont lie to me. What happened?

He got into a demanding tone. He barely uses it.

Shane: Well..

I pointed up the stairs

Joey: Dont think about her, just pretend shes not here.

I nodded. We started walking around. We met up with Kalel who was standing next to Anthony. Sometimes he hold a grudge on me, and i dont even know what i did. So lets see if he will be nice to me today.

Joey: Hey Kalel, Anthony

Anthony: Hey Joey.......shane

Yup, There it goes

Shane: Anthony...

Kalel and Joey stared at us but we were just staring at eachother.

Shane: Anthony, can i talk to you?

I looked ant Kalele and Joey, then back to him.

Shane: Alone?

Anthony nodded and i pulled him to the other side of the room.

Shane: Anthony

Anthony: Yes?

Shane: Can you please tell me what i did?

Anthony: I dont got time for this

He started walking away and i pushed him back

Shane: Please

Anthony looked at me.

Anthony: You took something special from me

I looked at him, puzzled.

Shane: Huh?

Anthony: Before you started dating Lisa, she was on of my best friends. Ever since you guys was dating, she hasnt bothered with me. Now look where you guys are.

Shane: Broken up, over half a year ago.

Anthony: Y-you are? I-i didnt kn-ow

Shane: Yea. In April.

Anthony: Im sorry

Shane: Its no big deal, seriously.

Anthony: Ok

Shane: So, are we friends?

Anthony: Friends

So we walked back to Joey and Kalel.

Shane: Joey, lets go.

Joey: Ok, Bye guys.

Kalel and Anthony: Bye

We walked away. I checked my watch. 12:57. Wow. We've been in here a long time.

Joey's P.O.V

Shane just pulled me away. Ok, whats wrong

Joey: Shane, whats wrong?

Shane: It was just akward.

Joey: Oh

Shane: Can we go home?

Joey: What time is it?

Shane: Ummmm....... 1:05

Joey: Ok, lets go. Lets me find Luke.

Shane: Ok

Joey: Go to Satsuki

Shane: Ok

So I walked up to Luke and told him we were leaving. About 25 people were passed out on the floor, couch, etc. I told him not to clean up and id be back tomorrow to help clean. I convinced him and left. I walked to Satsuki, where Shane was sitting in the passenger seat. I drove home.

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Once again, sorry this is posted so late. Real quick, I just want to talk about that fact of Satsuki being towed. Whose side are you on? I'm on Joey's side because, well I know everyone is saying like "oh, Nate was correct in all ways" but he was only correct in a few. I feel like Joey had a better side. The picture wasn't even the full driveway. Also, you cant blame him for saying a little bit of space, he didn't know. And he calls everyone a slut. He was also just very ticked off. Nate also didn't have to make that video. It was unnecessary. Plus, Nate had NO right to go through his tax info. Ok it may have been on the seat, but did it give him the right to go through it? I have more thoughts about this topic but you shoud get back to the story. If you haven't seen ANY of those videos, Since I cant do links the videos names are right here:

Joey's Videos:

-STOLEN CAR! (At the end)

-CHEAT DAY! (beginning)

Nate's Video:

-I TOWED JOEY GRACEFFAS CAR

And if you haven't seen it or even heard of it, I probably sound psychotic...scratch that.... MORE psychotic.

Whose side are you on?

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Shane's P.O.V

I woke up on the couch, sitting in Joey's arms. It was cradled like he was carrying me. His left arm was around my neck. His right arm was under my legs. He was asleep sitting straight up, and I was still in my Shanaynay outfit. He was still in his anime costume. I must've fell asleep in the car. So I started tapping him. He moaned

Joey: Whaaat?

Shane: Get up

Joey: Uuuuuhhhhhh

Shane: Please?

He wiped his eyes.

Joey: What time is it?

Shane: Um, 10:54 am

Joey: Oh. Okay im up.

Shane: Babe, what happened after you got in the car?

Joey: Well, once we got about 2 blocks away from Luke's I asked you if you enjoyed the party. You said yes but you should of took some drinks in your jokey voice. We both laughed are then Satsuki got quiet. Then I started to hear soft snores. I looked at you and you were asleep. So I drove all the way home and I un buckled your seatbelt. I picked you up, closed the door, locked her up, and walked in the house. Then I sat sat on the couch with you in my arms, and sleep at around 3. You, about 2:26.

Shane: Oh, sorry

Joey: Its ok

So I got off of Joey and I walked to the bathroom. I stared at me through the mirror. Ugghh. Then I heard Joey yell at me.

Joey: You hungry!?

Shane: No!

Sometimes I cant stand the face I see in the mirror. I brushed my teeth and flushed the toilet to make sure he thinks I peed. So I walked out and he just hugged me.

Joey: I love you

Shane: I love you too

Then he leaned in and kissed me. I loved it, but there was something wrong. Something isn't right. I continue kissing him, but I just think something is wrong. I don't think it, I feel it. So once we pulled away, I looked at him confused.

Joey: Ok whats up?

Shane: I don't know

Joey: Shane...

Shane: Joey, did you do something you know I wouldn't like?

Joey: Um...nope

Shane: Please just don't lie to me

Joey: i..uh...well you promise you wont be mad?

Shane: Depends

Joey: Shane..

Shane: No promises

Joey: Shane!!!

Shane: Fine Joey. I promise I wont be mad.

Joey: Ok, just one quick question. How'd you know something was up?

Shane: Its very weird but I feel it in your taste

Joey: Oh

Shane: Just say it!!!

Joey: *fast talk*

Shane: You said it too fast. Slower please?

Joey: Me........and......

Shane: Joey, too slow

Joey: *sigh* Me and Kalel kissed, ACCIDENTALLY. Somebody pushed us into eachother. And we accidentally kissed.

Shane: Oh. *sigh*

Joey: Sorry Shane

Shane: It doesn't bother me. As long as it was an accident and you still love me

Joey: Thank lord. Ok I told Luke id help him clean, ill be back

Shane: In your Halloween costume?

Joey: WHATEVER. Ill be back babe.

Shane: Ok

He walked out and I realized he left his phone. I ran outside with it and he drove off. Then i watched him drive away. His phone vibrated in my hand. It was from Kalel. So I opened his phone. He has a letter password. S-H-A-N-E *click*. The texts clearly says "Im sorry Joey, I was very drunk yesterday. I didn't mean to. I swear it was an accident. I know you don't have feelings for me, and I don't have feelings for you. I hope that I can still be friends with you. And I hope that kiss meant nothing to you. Please text back when you can. Thx, Kal*

Now it would be wrong if I replied. Then I got a call from Luke.

Shane: Yea

Joey: Hey

Shane: Oh, hey

Joey: Is my phone there?

Shane: Matter of fact, in my hand. Hey, when you get home, we need to talk.

Joey: About?

Shane: Youll see

Joey: Ok, bye

Shane: Bye

*end*

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Ok ive actually been finishing this chapter today, all day (literally since 9 am, didn't go to school today), so I hope yall like it and please answer my question. Whose side are you on? Thanks yall (ß lol so country). OH AND REAL QUICK, 12 MORE DAYS TIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! November 26. Ok I love yall psychopathic sick fucks. I HOPE YOU HAD FUN HANGING WITH ME I HAD FUN HANGING WITH YOU MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR GOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYE ;)

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