There once was a little girl lost in the woods. She saw an owl and decided to ask it if it knew where her mother was. The owl then replied: Why the hell would I know where your mother is? Are you stupid? And why the fuck are you fairytale children always getting lost in the woods and hallucinating about animals that can talk?
That's when the owl swooped down and ripped the girls face off and ate her eyeballs. And then the owl hooted.
