The Ladders Bible

Dan's Diss Track

I hope your electronic device is fire proof

A month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo

That no one even tagged him he's not a challenge to drag - ouch

So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe - cringe

Cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

First things first you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle - tru

You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit

Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that's dan - posh

You're what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh

You're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary - woah

The only reason you get views is you're another white guy

That people ship with his friend cause they think it's kawaii

Oh

Reasons why dan's a fail

I'll give you some

You never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep

You're jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh

Your family's sad your flopped your law degree at university

And anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete

You were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk

Wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity

You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic

But can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic - boo

I could go on there's more if I check

There's more things on this list than chins on your neck

On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death

100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real

So your celebrity crush was j-law but now it's evan p - mhmm

Wtf even is your sexuality

It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it

I think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry

I'm joking

Obviously

Okay that went deep

Repress it? yup

Before I start crying let's wrap this shit up

I'm gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza - feelings

Shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa

A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation

Met with no depreciation it's the youtube nation - youtubeee

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Cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire