HeartBreakers Anonymous

chapter 23: you can't break up with me !!!!

    "MARCUS NATHANIEL MYERS ! Clean this mess up right now, and oh nice to meet you, who are you ?" Marcus mother asked.
    "Klarie." I said with a sheepish smile.

    Maybe I should rewind back to what previously happened.

    1 hour before the kitchen disaster

    So Mallie, Marcus, and I went into the kitchen to try to make cookies. While I was getting the stuff out Mallie was sitting on a bar stool smiling from ear to ear. Once everything was out Marcus decided he wanted to make the batter for it. Weirdo.
  
    10 minutes in and I was already yelling at Marcus.

    It went a little something like this.

    "You do NOT put the eggshells in the cake mix !!" (Mallie decided she wanted cake instead)
    "Why not ? It makes it crunchy !" He stated.
    "You idiot ! Take the egg shell that you threw in there out now !!" I said.
    "Fine !" He said back.
   

    "Oh my gosh ! Marcus you don't pour an entire bottle of oil into it ! It's ruined now !!!!" I yelled.
"Well my gosh ! You fix it then jeez !" He said throwing his hands in the air dramatically.
    "You asshole ! You're the one that wanted to make it ! Next time listen to what I say ! Ughhh." I yelled covering up Mallie ears.
    "I'm not an asshole, but if you want me to be then fine ! Here !" He said throwing the batter on me and smashing an egg into my hair. OHHHH THE NERVE !
   

     I grabbed a couple of eggs and chucked them at him and then got the flour and poured the entire bag on his head then got milk and poured it all over him.
    "You. Did. NOT. Just do that." He said gritting his teeth.
    "Oh honey, I did." I said snapping my fingers. You could hear Mallie laughing at us.
    "That's okay, I'll get you back for that." He said with an evil grin.
    "Sure." I said.

    "WHAT THE FOX !" I yelled when I felt something gooey go down my back ew ew ew !
    "Payback !" Marcus said holding up egg shells and flour mixed together.

    "Oh I can get good payback." I said.
    "And what's that?" He questioned me with a smirk.
    "2 words honey, figure it out." I said with a smirk myself.
    "No no no no I'm sorry ! Babe nooooo you can't break up with me !!!!" He whined. Wait...what ?

    "What? I meant no kisses...." I said.
    He let out a long breathe and put his hands on his knees then said, "Oh thank gosh....Wait! That's not any better!" He said throwing his hands in the air.
    "Sucks for you." I said giving him a wink but then he grabbed my waist and pulled me to him then kissed me.

    Now here we are cleaning up the mess we made. It was a disaster in here but so worth it.