(Hi this is the author and I will NOT be using correct grammar cause why not and I won't be using periods or anything like that cause those are for losers) It was mid afternoon in the Mint household when Mint3 the head of the house got home from work "EHY HELLO IM HONE FUCKER" That's is how Mint3 comes home everyday and scares the living piss out of Mint4 because Mint4 may be a bit of a pussy anyway Mint3 went straight to the bedroom to find lovely Mint4 on their bed ass to the ceiling "why hello babe how was work" asked Mint4 "JUST DANDY THANK YOU FOR ASKING" Mint3 made his way to Mint4 whose ass was still in the air and probably had a problem but who cares cause this is not a story of love not tragedy anyway he got on the on the bed with Mint4 and took off his pants then the party really started cause it turned into a sperm party if you know what I mean *wonk wonk* "wow Mint3 what a big dick you have" "THE BIGGER THE BETTER YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "I'm afraid I don't you will have to show me" then in one movement mint3 had his dick inside mint4 and mint4 was literally screaming bloody murder cause I don't know I haven't had se me so yeah "fuck me more daddy ooohhhhh" "MAKE ME" "but why tho" "CAUSE I SAID THATS WHY THO" anyway they fucked for like three hours and after they both died from mental and physical exhaustion.
THE END!!!
(Like I said I didn't use correct grammar or anything like that so don't comment anything about it cause I know)
