This is a tale of Jesus
Christ's return. A small
gathering in the park was
all Jesus planned. To bring
out the bar b q grill and
break it in. Black barrel,
able to pile $35.00 worth
of meat comfortably. Each
man had his share in
tending the meat on this new purchase.
----John----
"Check out the news. Death Finally Dies just committed suicide"
----Jesus----
"Wait, what..?"
The poking of the meat stopped. The lid was absently left
opened.
As comprehension of disbelief settled in. He placed the fork to
the
side and grabbed Peter's Galaxy S4.
----Judas----
"Jesus. He's just pulling your chain to get a rise out of you. Death
Finally Dies is a well renown Priest. The thought alone is absorb."
----Lazarus----
"I told y'all Buddy was crazy. Death Finally Dies has PHDs in
Biology.
Chemistry. And Religion, Something wasn't cooking right upstairs."
----Jesus----
"Truly the thought alone is. It's hard to commit to doubt if you
were to watch too."
--1--
The telecast promptly explained the situation before showing the
video.
----Death Finally Dies----
"For years I have worked with conflicted agendas. One greater
than the next alternated during time's passing. I assure you that I'm
still the Man you came to know and Love. And not crazy. There has
been one agenda since my wife's passing. And that was to kill as many
people as humanly possible. Along with that I had to acquire the
means to get to as many people as humanly possible. Enter the
Priesthood, into my plans of Malicious Whims. But the teachings
of belief curated my plans into a way to take my flock to Heaven
with me."
--An interrupting glitch--
--The suddenness of an appearing gun to his head. Was as sudden
as
him pulling the trigger. --
The three gun shots threw flashes of light into the media's glaring
stare. Their eyes which clung onto his words. Now tormented by
the
bloody remains left in the path lain by three hot slugs traveling
to
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Strolling with Jesus
SpiritualWe all remember waking to go to church. The sermons. The familiar stories including the gospels. Which goes in depth about Jesus life and His ministry. Well this is not exactly that. This is a walk with Jesus along the same stories. Him feeding the...