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Zayn's POV
"I'll be upstairs. I need to start writing the second album soon mum."
"I know honey. It's just, we barely talk. You don't have any time to spare! You've grown up so much." Mum ranted.
Now, I am not a typical guy who thinks that mothers can only rant. But she says that dialogue about 50 times a day!
"Yeah yeah mum, I gotta go now." I pecked her cheek and ran upstairs. I need to start working on my second album.
The first one was sick. The response from fans and all.
I walked into my room and as soon as I began writing the first song, I got interrupted by a text notification.
*Poing*
Unknown Number : I have been in the bathroom for half an hour! Bring the tampons quickly!!
Me : Uhm, Who's this?
Unknown Number: YOUR FRIEND SINCE YOUR WERE 3 BITCH! NOW GET THE TAMPONS!!
Me : Wrong number, I guess.
Unknown Number : Oh yeah? THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING VI! GET THE FUCKING TAMPONS!
Me : Seriously, you've got a wrong number!
Unknown Number : I don't quite think so Sherlock! NOW WILL YOU BRING THEM?
Me : Okay, where do you live?
Unknown Number : In front of your house Vi :/
Me : Okay, where do I live?
Unknown Number : THAT IS NOT FUNNY VIOLET JAMES STINE!
Me : Okay, so I am Violet James Stine. Yeah. And Where do I live, friend?
Vi's Friend : YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE! Bring the tampons here, right now! And 'friend', by here, I mean my house.
Me : Where is your house?
Vi's Friend : 221 B Baker Street.
Me : Uhm, really?
Vi's Friend : ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Me : No, not serious, I am supposed to be Violet! XD
Vi's Friend : UGHHHHHH, 317 N, West Lane, Bradford.
Me : Hey, you live nearby!
Vi's Friend : No shit Sherlock :|
Me : I'll be over within minutes!
*
I quickly slipped downstairs and grabbed a tampon after getting a weird look from Safaa.
I gave her a 'What? That's personal!' look.
And she gave me an 'I bet!' look.
Gosh, this girl.
I quickly jumped into my car before any cameramen jump out of a bush.
"I'll be back in minutes!" I told Waliyha who was having a casual walk in the garden.
I drove off, searching for 317 N.
"Finally" I murmured after a damn 5 minute search.
I parked quickly and turned on my phone.
*
Me : I'm here.
Vi's Friend : COME IN VI! THE DOOR IS OPEN, QUICKLY!!
*
I walked inside to find nobody in the house. Who knows, I might be talking to an 'almost your grandmother' or a 'Just like Safaa - a little girl'.
I searched for the bathroom for what seemed like an hour when I heard some noises. I slipped into a room to find the bathroom, FINALLY!
"Are you here Vi?" A voice called.
"Mhmm" I mumbled in the most girlish voice possible.
"THANK GOD, I AM BLEEDING LIKE A WHALE"
"HA-mhmm" I was so near to laugh the shit out.
I slipped the tampon inside before she could say any more and ran out of the house as if it was on fire
I quickly returned back to home like nothing happened.
And it wasn't long when...
*Poing*
Vi's Friend : Who is this?
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