BITCH WE'RE GOING TO VIDCON

1 pt 1

Danielle's P.O.V

I apologize in advance for this cringey chapter.

"I want to do six squats on him. Oh my lawd!" Lexi exclaimed. I laughed. Why particularly five squats? Plus I'm pretty sure Derek Couture wouldn't want a random blondie coming up to him and squatting on his face. Or would he? You never know. Lexi got up and started twerking and, well– squatting. I sang a song,

"Ass so big told her look back at it! Look back it! Look back it!" I started to sing, still not paying much attention to her and writing in my notebook. She smiled at me and started twerking her ass in my face, whipping her blonde hair wildly. I looked up, pretty surprised.

"I swear if you don't-" I started to say, when she interrupted me, singing the song too. I was about to cut her.

"Then I put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic!" She sang, looking at me, waiting for me to get up and start twerking too. She twerked to the rhythm I kicked her butt out of my face (aka pushing her to the ground), and got up from my bed to twerk/sing/dance too. "I'm so high...!" I sang.

"Ayeee! ATTIC!" She sang and she raised her butt as high as she could. She looked like a stale slide. We both collapsed on my bed laughing and dying at the same time. We weird as hell. But then again, that's why were best friends. I met this bitch in the 3rd grade and we kind of just clicked. We're in 9th grade now, and still act horribly childish, but honestly....DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS SECRET- we don't give a fuck. I turned my head that was already close to hers and smiled. She lightly and playfully slapped me on the cheek.

"Ew. Don't show me your teeth. Bugs bunny ass." She said fake cringing. I laughed and turned my head back towards the ceiling. I listened to the small buzzing sound. Apparently my best friend is a fly because apparently, THIS BITCH BUZZES. I don't like insects. Anyways, I liked quiet...well, sometimes. I'd say I'm a pretty lit person, but everyone has their opinions, so. These we're one of the times I loved quietness, but of course, Lexi's white self decided to talk about some stupid shit. I hate her.

"I'm seriously so hyped for the VidCon." She squealed wiggling herself on the bed. Nasty ass worm. I sighed,

"Right. VidCon. White boy, white boy, white boy." I said, probably unintentionally, rolling my eyes. She shot up from her lying position into a sitting position and scoffed at me.

"That's Magcon, hon. Either way, Dope Island, Kenny Knox, MeechonMars, Marlon Webb, Jay Versace, King Vader," she started to say, "they're all gonna be there." I smiled at her. They were my favorite Viners, and I guess if they were there it wouldn't be that boring. No offense to white people though.

"Hm... Who is everyone going?" I asked, not really caring. Lexi beamed and pulled out her laptop and went to the website where she got the tickets and read some-sorry, I mean TONS of names.

"Hayes Grier, Cameron Dallas, Taylor Caniff, Derek Couture, Andrew Fontenot, Summerella, Andrew Lowe, PewDiePie, Josh Peck, Brandon Calvillio," She ranted. I cut her off,

"What kind of event is this?" I asked, genuinely confused. It was like every person from every little- or should I say big, fandom was there. Ehhh not even fandom. I don't know WHAT to call it.

"Wait I'm not finished." She slurred to me without looking up from the screen, "Joey Graciffa,"

"Isn't he gay?" I asked. She shot me a rude look then huffed and looked back at the screen and continued. Well damn, bitch.

"Shawn Mendes,Karlee Steel, TheGabbyShow, Jerry Purpdrank, Thomas Sanders, Bryce Hall, Mikey Bartone, Jake Paul, AlliCattt, Connor Franta, Baby Ariel, Loren Beech, Zach Clayton, Mario Selman, Weston Koury, Brennen Taylor, Nick Bean, ugh... Jacob Sartorius, King Bach, RiceGum, Dan and Phil, Ariana Renee, Juwany Roman, Mackenzie Davis, Lele Pons, FlaminGeos, GotDamnZo, and" she breathed, "Twaimz. Well, that's everyone I know that's going." She finally looked up from the screen and at me. I seriously didn't know what to say. Not that I was tongue tied, just that- like I said- I seriously didn't know what to say.