It was a calm day... But when the cookie monster was told he was overweight, he didn't take it well. He went BALLISTIC!!! He decided to leave his Friends and become a cookie thief ninja. He left a note saying he will be back one day. But he didn't say his true meaning.
"COOKIES ARE MY LIFE, IF I CAN'T HAVE THEM... NO ONE WILL"
He purchased a ski mask, a crow bar, and some fat free cookies. He was ready to start out on his new life. He had everything he needed... well except the cookies he bought he finished them in the parking lot. When he came upon a old building he made it his headquarters. He was planning a raid that night at the 123 Sesame Street Market.
"Get down this a cookie stick up! Put the cookies in the bag and no one will get hurt"
Big Bird gave him a finger but he did what he said. And he grabbed a diet soda so its not all bad. He passed Ernie on the street but he put the crow bar to his head. He went to the head quarters and counted his bootee. He had 1 box of oreos, some nutter butters. And some... some... WEIGHT PILLS WTF!?!!?!? He was furious. He went back to the store but he saw big bird in the alley and he tied and gagged him and put him in a trash can which happened to be the grouches and shut the lid and pushed it into the lake and shot holes in it.
AND NO ONE SAW HIM AGAIN....
