YOU ARE READING Random book Humor Random book 10 0 0 by lilyg67 by lilyg67 Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Fake friends- never ask for food Real friends- are the reason you have NO food Fake friends- call your parents by mr/mrs Real friends- call your parents by mom/dad Fake friends- have never seen you cry Real friends- cry with you